(#1) My Survey Dude

68 / mass seduction

"Hi there, my name is Chris Evans and I'm-"

"Woah. Deja vu right there and no you are not Chris Evans, Reese, he is way too amazing, sorry."

"Ouch."

"Why did you answer the phone like that by the way?"

"Well that's how we started, babe."

"True but just never work at a call centre ever again please."

"Wow you're nice."

"I know."

"Babe, on a scale of one to America, how free are you this weekend?"

"Is that your attempt to pick me up with Captain America pick up lines because I'm sorry but you're gonna have to do better than that."

"Fine."

"..."

"Do me for America."

"Really?! That's even worse."

"Oh you love it, babe."

"..."

"My birthday is on the fourth of July, I bet I can make you see fireworks."

"Is it really?!"

"No, it's actually on the fifth."

"That's not good enough either."

"Wow Willow. If someone used these on me I'd be bowing down to them."

"That's because you're weird."

"I was frozen in ice for seventy years, wanna come over and help me warm up?"

"Oh my God, that's a brilliant one!"

"Is it because you'd like to warm me up?"

"Obviously."

"I knew it."

"That's sarcasm."

"Whatever you say babe, whatever you say."

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| with roommate, zach |

"Willow's coming over, remove yourself please."

"Why should I remove myself from my own house?"

"Uh because I told you to."

"Fuck off man, just because you're gonna have sex, you can go and do it somewhere else."

"You're such a mo-."

"..."

"She's here."

Reese glares at him before opening the door to their apartment. It's not that Reese dislikes his roommate or something, it's just the fact that a lot of bullshit tends to pour out of Zach's mouth on a daily basis.

"Hey." Willow says softly, smiling at the boy standing before her.

Reese grins, leaning down to kiss her.

"Hey you." He says softly once they break apart.

"Are you gonna invite me in or am I gonna stay standing here as you stare at me." Willow laughs, taking his hand.

"Oh, sorry."

"Hurry up you perverts and close the door." Zach bellows from the other side of the room.