❝Hello?❞
❝Hey Willow.❞
❝Hey Chris!❞
❝You seem pretty happy.❞
❝Yeah, I'm over the fucking moon!❞
❝Because you're in a good mood I'm not going to warn you about your language.❞
❝Crap, I forgot but oh my God!❞
❝Yeaaaah?❞
❝I got an A in Maths without studying for it, how frickin' lucky am I?!❞
❝Luckier than I will ever be. I hate Maths.❞
❝Me too!❞
❝So what else is new?❞
❝Not a lot. Living life I guess. What about you?❞
❝Meh, same.❞
❝Seems like it's been ages since we've had a proper conversation, don't you think?❞
❝I've been thinking exactly the same thing.❞
❝Great minds fucking think a like!❞
❝Okay I think you need to chill now, Willow.❞
❝Way to ruin the moment!❞
❝It's my hobby so y'know.❞
❝Seriously?!❞
❝Stop yelling! I'll go deaf!❞
❝Oh my God, and if that happens you won't be able to hear my wonderful voice!❞
❝Peace at last.❞
❝You do know you rang me first so technically it's your own fault.❞
❝I was just doing my job.❞
❝No offence, but it's a pretty fucked up job.❞
❝If Rhys heard that you'd be dead meat.❞
❝No I won't. He loves me, you love me, life is good.❞
❝Erm, where did you come up with the conclusion that I, Chris Evans, love you?❞
❝JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE SAME NAME AS THE BEST ACTOR IN THE WORLD, DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE SPECIAL!❞
❝You legit just broke my heart, Willow.❞
❝Oh, and who was it that was saying they didn't love me?❞
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[ dedicated to @drama_life_ for being amazing and for supporting me not only on this story but my other stories as well. ♥ ]
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