❝Hello?❞
❝Hi there, this is Chris Evans and-❞
❝Why am I not surprised?❞
❝Because you think about me all the time and replay our conversations in your head like your life depends on it.❞
❝...❞
❝I'll take that as a yes then.❞
❝You're impossible.❞
❝Why thank you, that's the best compliment I've received all day.❞
❝Oh my God, what's wrong with you, dude?❞
❝Erm, nothing much. What's wrong with you?❞
❝Everything right now because I'm talking to you!❞
❝Two compliments in one day, I feel so honoured.❞
❝Goodbye.❞
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(#1) My Survey Dude
Short Story❝Hel-❞ ❝Dad? How is she?! I would come now but-❞ ❝Chris...it's Willow.❞ ❝Oh, shit. Sorry. Wrong number.❞ + (not worth reading at all, i don't know what my 15 year old self was thinking writing this tbh, it continues to be up for me to reminisce) #26...
