❝Hello?❞
❝Still not saved this number I'm guessing?❞
❝Nope.❞
❝Knew it!❞
❝You psychic-❞
❝...amazing human being ever!❞
❝I was actually going to say bitch.❞
❝Rude!❞
❝Why you gotta be so rude?❞
❝No. That song is so old.❞
❝Don't you know I'm human too?❞
❝Darling, I'm sorry but you can't sing.❞
❝WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUDE?!❞
❝FUCK. You just broke my ear.❞
❝That's what you get for insulting my singing. I used to be in a choir actually so-❞
❝You used to be in a choir?❞
❝Yes I did and I just so happened to be the best singer there.❞
❝The audience was clearly audibly impaired then.❞
❝Sorry what was that? I didn't quite catch that last thing.❞
❝Huh...oh I was just complimenting you on your singing skills.❞
❝You better have been or else...❞
❝Or else what?❞
❝Or else...I'm gonna hunt you down and egg your house with tomatoes!❞
❝Firstly, how can anyone possibly egg someone's house with tomatoes? Clearly you need eggs to egg someone's house, genius. And secondly, you don't have the guts to egg my house and you don't even know where I live, so ha!❞
❝Oh shut up, Einstein-❞
❝The name's Chris.❞
❝Whatever.❞
❝...❞
❝And just for the record, I can easily figure out where you live by calling the police.❞
❝But you'll never do that in a million years.❞
❝Oh and why's that, Chris?❞
❝Because you're madly in love with me-❞
❝How can being madly in love with someone stop them from calling the police?❞
❝HA! I KNEW IT, AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN DENY IT!❞
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bold ; chris
italics ; willow
normal ; rhys (the boss)
bold italics ; other
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Short Story❝Hel-❞ ❝Dad? How is she?! I would come now but-❞ ❝Chris...it's Willow.❞ ❝Oh, shit. Sorry. Wrong number.❞ + (not worth reading at all, i don't know what my 15 year old self was thinking writing this tbh, it continues to be up for me to reminisce) #26...
