The Signs As Christmas Things

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Aries: Spilling Burning Hot Cocoa All Over Yourself☕️
Taurus: Biting Into Cold Snow🌨
Gemini: Having No Snow, Only Slush To Drown In 💦
Cancer: Dying Fictional Characters 💔
Leo: Breaking Up With Your (Snow)Man ☃
Virgo: Cleaning Up Because People You Hate Are Coming Over 🙇
Libra: Getting Sprayed With Holiday Scents 👃
Scorpio: Getting Hit In The Face With A Snowball💥
Sagittarius: Those Christmas Gifts That Suck It Hard 👅
Capricorn: Little Pine Needles All Over You And The Floor 🎄
Aquarius: Falling Into A Frozen Lake And Dying Of Hypothermia 🌡🕳
Pieces: Awkward Family Reunions That You Can Never Hide From 🏃

A/N: Merry Christmas Mofo's. I love ya'. Try not to kill anyone and hang them with ribbons. Good luck, and better presents. :3
  Love,
    ~Camille

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