A/N: This will be the only chapter I cuss in, EVER, so just a warning
Aries: I'm better than all you assholes
Taurus: I could eat cake
Gemini: I'm going to pretend I care about what you just said
Cancer: I need hugs and cookies
Leo: Fuck you bitch I'm fabulous, bow down to me
Virgo: You are all uncultured swines
Libra: Stop war. Hug more
Scorpio: I'm tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep
Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend
Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
Aquarius: I'm hot and gay
Pieces: *has drifted off from the world into their ducked up mind*
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Zodiac Truths
RandomZodiac truths, imagines, squads, and everything else you can think of here. Requests are closed, dues to this book being finished. But please look up my part 2 for this book (Zodiac Truths 2)
