Signs When They're Drunk

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Aries: *falls on their face repeatedly*
Taurus: I NEED TO GET HOME AND FEED MY CAT!!!
Gemini: *talks really fast about things no one understands*
Cancer: *starts thinking about their past and cries*
Leo: *does drunk karaoke*
Virgo: I think I just peed myself...
Libra: Listen......Picasso? Not that great
Scorpio: Who wants to have sex?!?!?!?!?!
Sagittarius: *laughs at everything*
Capricorn: *passionately lip syncing Taylor Swift*
Aquarius: *believes they can fly*
Pieces: There is no way we are alone in this world........

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