Signs While High

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Aries: Be quiet, you're talking too loud
Taurus: You're practically drunk
Gemini: I don't even know, you're a shape shifter
Cancer: Giggly, you have no idea what you're saying
Leo: Most likely to buy everyone munchies, attention seekers
Virgo: You think you're really deep but in reality you're just really high
Libra: Forgetful, goofy, even more so when high
Scorpio: Slightly sexy, fully lame
Sagittarius: You can't handle you smoke 9/10 times
Capricorn: You're freaky, and get even freakier when you high (you better believe it)
Aquarius: You finally start talking and it's awesome
Pieces: Wants to make sure everything is okay

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