Aries: "I'll interrogate the cat."
Taurus: "Is ketchup a vegetable?"
Gemini: "I'll just wait here then."
Cancer: "Boop."
Leo: "I learned that from the pizza man."
Virgo: "This isn't funny Dean. The voice says I'm running out of minutes!"
Libra: "Don't ask stupid questions."
Scorpio: "I don't understand...why do you want me to say my name?"
Sagittarius: "Outside, today in the garden, I followed a honeybee."
Capricorn: "I suggest we imbibe copious amounts of alcohol."
Aquarius: "I got it at the Hot Tropical."
Pieces: "You ruined the universe you damn son of a bitch."
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Zodiac Truths
RandomZodiac truths, imagines, squads, and everything else you can think of here. Requests are closed, dues to this book being finished. But please look up my part 2 for this book (Zodiac Truths 2)
