Lost: Because I'm SUCH a genius, I'm just gonna do Christmas one-shots now, because of my GENIUSNESSS.
Enjoy. :3
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Renee: Hey, guys! We made Christmas cookies-!
Pixel: BITCH, DO NOT INTERRUPT ME WHEN I'M READING DARKIPLIER X ANTISEPTICEYE FANFICTIONS. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Renee: *slowly walks out*
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*Teaser has a Santa hat on, smiling at Alonzo*
Teaser: Hey, Al?
Alonzo: It's Officer Alonzo to you, Simons.
Teaser: I don't care. *hisses* Look at this! *smiles again*
Alonzo: *looks up* What?
Teaser: *turns into her kitten form, but this time, she has a Santa hat on* :3 *purrs*
Alonzo: ... Not impressed.
Teaser: -.-
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Taurus: *shape shifts into a sheep* Baa :3
Wings: All I want for Christmas-
Hack: Please don't...
Wings: -Is ewe. :3
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Danny: Hey, Vincent, would you like some gingerbread?
Vincent: Oh, yeah, su-
Danny: *throws a loaf of break and a bit of ginger at him and runs* THERE'S YOUR GINGERBREAD BITCH
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'Tis the season to get punny,
Fra la la la la, la la la la.
Deck the halls with puns by Wings,
Fra la la la la, la la la la.
Hack really hates them,
And so do the others,
Fra la la, fra la la, la la la,
'Tis the season to get punny,
Fra la la la la, la la la la!
-Lost 💞
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Character Scenarios (Discontinued)
RandomCharacter facts and stuff. So, just a book I write shite in. Yup. (Discontinued, due to the fact that I deleted all of the books containing the characters featured in this book)
