Ruadh: Hey, Tony! What cha' doin' buddy?
Tony: *hides iPad* ... Nothing much.
Ruadh: *grabs the iPad* Lets see.. *reads it* What the fuck, Tony...
Tony: ... Yaoi isn't that bad...
Ruadh: No, but its Sebastian and Ciel! Are you absolutely insane?! That wouldn't work.
Tony: Oh, yeah?! Well-
Paul: NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR BLACK BUTLER SHIPS.
Ruadh: SHUT THE FUCK UP, LAUL.
Liam: H-H-Holy sh-shit, they w-will never d-dr-drop that...
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Vanessa: Why does everyone call me Van?
Jasmine: It's a nickname. VANessa. See? It works.
Vanessa: But... What about Nessie? Or Ann?
Jasmine: Isn't Nessie a plesiosaur from a Scottish myth? And Ann is just stupid.
Lost: EXCUSE ME ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS IS CALLED ANNE YOU SON OF A-
Nyla: This house is very loud...
Lost: ... *walks out*
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*Pixel is messing with Christmas lights, while Link rants about how Until Dawn was left on such a cliffhanger*
Link: I mean, what happens afterwards?! Are they traumatised?! Is Josh put in an Asylum?! Do Chris and Ashley get together?! Does Matt finally dump that bitch, or does he stay with her?!
Pixel: Well, Link, I think you need to appreciate that game as it is... It's a very good game without an informing ending... *messes with bandages*
Link: *long silence* You know, you're just like Sam. The girl from Until Dawn.
Pixel: *surprised* Wh-What..?
Link: You keep everyone together.. Like a stitch, or... A bandage...?
Pixel: *looks down at her bandaged hands* ... Thanks, Link.
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Nimhe: Hey, Hack, aren't you coming to the Scorpio Mansion? They do loads of cool Christmas stuff!
Hack: Bah humbug, Nimhe... *sighs*
Wings: ExSCROOGE me, Hack?! *slaps him and giggles at her pun*
Nimhe and Hack: ....
Banter: DyiNG XD *rolls on the floor laughing*
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More puns. You're welcome.
-Lost :3
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Character Scenarios (Discontinued)
RandomCharacter facts and stuff. So, just a book I write shite in. Yup. (Discontinued, due to the fact that I deleted all of the books containing the characters featured in this book)
