Early In The Morning...

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*Tiana, Nyla, Renee, Zack, Flora, Ruadh, Tony, Summer, Myst, Layla, Rocket and Riddle stand around Lost's bed with huge cymbals*

Zack: Three... Two... One...

*all smash the cymbals together repeatedly*

Lost: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK!?

Tiana: ... Good morning!

Lost: What am I doing with my life...?

Layla: ... Sleeping?

Summer: Eating?

Riddle: Socialising?

Tony: Watching anime?

Nyla: Writing books about us?

*everyone stares at Nyla*

Everyone except Nyla: GET OUT.

*she walks out*

Tony: Who wants to bother Liam and Paul until they yell at us?!

Summer, Ruadh, Rocket and Layla: ME!

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*at Paul's house*

*Liam, Vanessa and Paul are playing Mario Kart. Liam is Shy Guy Paul is Mario and Vanessa is Daisy*

Liam: A-Ah! Stop i-i-it Paul, I'm already i-in 5th p-pl-place!

Paul: *chuckles* Never! I'm gonna WIN!

Van: *laughs* Stop being so competitive, Paul!

*Tony, Summer, Rocket and Layla sneak up, behind the sofa*

Liam: Y-Yes! I-I'm in 1st p-p-place-!

Tony, Summer, Rocket and Layla: SURPRISE!

Liam, Paul and Van: WAH!

Liam: *drives into a banana and gets hit by a shell* D-Damnit!

Paul: *bursts out laughing* *gets 1st place* Woo! *hug Liam* Good game, Lost Puppy.

Van: *whispers while walking away slowly* I ship it...

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Connor: So... I decided to pull a prank on PJs, and take his pills that keep him awake. Nobody is here to help me!

???: *sighs* Do we have to, Connor?

Connor: Yes.

*at Headquarters*

Connor: *sneaks into PJs' office and takes his pills*

PJs: *sitting at his desk* Hmph... *reaches out to get a pill* *doesn't get any* *looks confused*

???: *walks into PJs' office* Hey, PJs!

PJs: Oh... *yawns* Hey, Nobody... I've got some... *yawns again* Paperwork for you...

???: You okay there, boss? You look tired...

PJs: I'm fine, Nobod- *head falls onto desk* *falls asleep*

Connor: Success!

Moony: *appears out of nowhere* He's gonna kill your human ass...

???: *laughs* Swear jar, Moony!

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AJ: I swear to God, Lost! If you don't include me in a one-shot, I'm gonna-

Lost: Be a bitch? Well, you've done it now, so...

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Aspro: What are your powers like, Freeze?

Freeze: I'm glad you asked. *creates a snowman like Olaf, and creates a dress like Elsa's on himself*

Aspro: Wait, I take it bac-!

Freeze: *shoots ice and snow everywhere* LET IT GOOO
LET IT GOOOO
CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYMOREEEE
LET IT GOOO
LET IT GOOOOO
HERE I AM
IN THE LIGHT OF DAAAAAY
LET THE STORM RAGE OOOOON
THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY

Jarvis: ... My ears.

Aspro: You don't have any ears, Jar.

Jarvis: I don't now, Aspro.

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Paul: Nerd, oh Nerd, where art thou, Dork?

Liam: ... Paul, what are you doing outside my window?

Paul: Shakespeare.

Liam: It's 4AM...

Paul: And? What's the problem?

Liam: ... Just why?

Paul: Gonna be honest with ya, Liam. I have no fucking idea.

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