Jin: Ohh! *carries poodle* I'm gonna bame you Pink because why not? Jin loves Pink. Pink loves Jin. Therefore, Jin is Pink hmm? /hairflips;
Suga: *sees turtles* yez ma homies! Ur suga daddy is here *places turtles on his man boobs*
Rapmonster: *destroys the petshop*
J-Hope: *sees horses* Hi friendseu!~ My name's J-Hobi *_* *runs like a horse*
Jimin: ayeaye ladies! *winks at the shop keeper* *flirts instead*
V: bap! bap! bap! *flies with the ladybugs*
Jungkook: *gets a pitbull* now ya'll gonna make jemen hyung away from me orayt?
Pitbull:...
Jungkook: yeah?
Pitbull: *poops infront of him*
Jungkook: aw man hory shet!
