The Diary of a 'Nerd'.

Chapter 5 (Part 1)

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Dear Diary,

It's the third with the baby and surprisingly it's not crying or peeing. In fact it's sleeping, yes! Sleeping!
But the bad part out here is that, I wasn't the one who made it sleep. It was Ryan...
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Ugh! The baby won't shut up. I tried everything, trust me EVERYTHING. Rocking it back and forth, putting the green gooey jell kind of thing into the baby robot's small mouth, changing its  diaper and petting its head. What else am I suppose to do to shut up a life less object?!
"Please keep quiet?" I asked the little devil helplessly as he lay there crying like a bitch.

"Why don't you call Ryan over to help you babe?" My mom said while peaking in through my door.

Yeah I know most moms don't go around calling their daughter 'babe' but you see, my mom likes to think of herself as my friend more than my mother. She says it makes feel more young and confident. Not that she doesn't already look young, I mean she could easily pass as a teenager.

Liam tried to hit on her when we were in eighth grade when she came to pick me up. Yes, eighth  grade! He thought she was elder sister or something. And he said that elder girls have a 'thing' for him.
When I told him she was my mom, he was literally on the verge of the tears.  Oh and that's not all,the best was when he met my dad, I swear I saw him give my dad a death glare.

Yes, it was gross to see my friend flirt shamelessly with my mom at first but it was totally worth it. I still remember that expression Liam had on his face when he found out she was my mom.  It was so damn hilarious!

I turned to answer my mom with a big 'NO' but then,I saw what she was wearing.

My mom stood there in her glory wearing an elegant black dress that reached a little Above her knee. The dress rested on her hourglass figure in a beautiful manner. She wore a pair of black stilettos to match. Her blonde hair cascaded down in slight curls that rested on her shoulders. Flawless right? But oh no, I'm not done yet. Right in the middle of her dress was a big, yellow duck. Yes, a damn yellow duck.

"Uh... Mom? Why do you have a duck imprinted in your dress?"

"Huh? .. Oh! This," she said pointing at the duck on her stomach. " it's just a -"

"Hey honey." My dad said coming from behind and giving my mom a kiss on her cheek. He mumbled something in her ea I couldn't hear them and I'm pretty sure I didn't want to, which in return got a giggle from my mom.
I swear, these people still act like a high school couple.

My dad moved from behind my mom to wave at me, but then I took in his outfit too.

He wore a black suit with a formal white shirt.Black pants and a pair of polished black shoes.
Again, I'm not done yet. He also wore a yellow and blue ducky tie that hung loosely off his neck.

Ok what's with my parents and ducks?

"Uh.. Nice outfits.. I guess." I said looking at them skeptically.

"I know right! So me and your dad decided to go to the fundraiser downtown. It's for something related to ducks.." she said trying to remember what the fundraiser actually was about. " Oh well! We'll be back late. Don't stay up! Bye babe!" My mom shouted as she left in a rush pulling dad along with her. Dad gave me an apologetic look before letting mom pull him away.

"It's suppose to be your dad and I!" I corrected her.

Talk about weird parents.

The loud screeching voice coming from the baby's speaker / mouth brought me back to reality.

"UGH! Do you mind shutting up?!" I shouted. I thought that helped, but after a few seconds of pin drop silence, it started to cry even louder!

I decided to call Jennet and Liam but Jennet said she was busy in her dance class so she couldn't come, Liam on the other hand seemed a little too excited. Oh well, he's smart of course he can help me!

A few minutes later Liam walked in to my room and immediately covered his ears with his hands as he crinkled up his nose in confusion. He lived a few blocks away so his fast arrival didn't faze me at all.
I know I should lock the main door and what not, but honestly nothing 's happen in this neighbourhood for the past...well, forever.

"What the hell?!" He shouted over the baby's screeching.

"It won't shut up! I tried everything HELP ME!" I said helplessly as I ran towards him and pulled him by his hand towards my bed where the baby lay not so peacefully.

"Did you try changing its diaper?"He asked. I nodded vigorously.

"Rocking it back and forth?"

I nodded again.
"Feeding -" I cut him off before he could finish himself.
"God dammit Liam! I told you, I tried every fucking thing! Don't you damn underst-" before I could finish my sentence, I was embraced by two hands and face palmed by Liam's hard chest.

"Calm down woman." He said with a slight chuckle as he rubbed comforting circles on my back.

"Showee" I tried saying sorry but my voice was muffled by his hard rock chest in front of my face.
 Liam didn't say anything, he just stood there and kept his head on top of mine. The baby was still crying so I tried to pull away but he held me there tighter  and I was starting to get a little uncomfortable.

"Liam the ba-" I was once again cut off between my sentence by Liam.

"I love you Grace." He said.

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Hey there! So yeahh.. cliff hanger ;3 but I uploaded fast! I decided to do 2 parts of this chapter... DON"T HATE ME! :'( 

anywayy! Byee! oh and YAYAYAA Summer!