FELLOW BEATLEMANIACS! I NOW REALIZE WHY I PANICKED ABOUT THE DATE YESTERDAY! SURE THERES THE FACT THAT THE ANNIVERSARY OF HARRISON'S DEATH IS COMING UP BUT ALSO NOVEMBER NINTH JUST PASSED! AND THE WHOLE DAY I DID NOT ONCE THINK ABOUT THE "LOSS" OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS BASSIST IN ALL OF PEPPERLAND! SO I KNOW THIS IS BELATED BY 5 DAYS BUT I WOULD LIKE TO SAY ONE THING:
I BURIED PAUL!!!
ACTUALLY MORE THAN ONE THING:
OUR BELOVED PAUL McCARTNEY "DIED" WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 9, 1966 AT 5:00 IN THE MORNING IN A CAR CRASH AFTER HE STORMED OUT OF ABBEY ROAD STUDIOS FURIOUS FROM HIS FIGHT WITH HIS FELLOW BAND MEMBERS! HE WAS DRIVING IN HIS CAR WHEN (and I'm sorry idk if this story is 100% right) HE SAW THE MOST BEAUTIFUL LADY WALKING ALONG THE ROAD! WHILE STARING AT HER, PAUL "DIDN'T NOTICED THAT THE LIGHT HAD CHANGED" AND BOOM! HE BLEW HIS MIND OUT IN A CAR! THE BEATLES DECIDED THAT IT WOULD BE BAD PUBLICITY TO HAVE A DEAD BAND MEMBER OR SOMETHING SO THEY HELD A LOOK ALIKE CONTEST! THE WINNER'S NAME WAS WILLIAM CAMPBELL SHEARS AND IS INTRODUCED IN THEIR SONG SGT. PEPPERS LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND AS BILLY SHEARS! THEY DECIDED TO PUT HIDDEN CLUES THAT PAUL WAS DEAD IN SONG LYRICS AND ALBUM COVERS! AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS A SUMMARY OF MACCA'S "DEATH"
CONTEST: WHO HERE CAN NAME THE MOST PAUL IS DEAD CLUES? THERE ARE A FEW IN THIS CHAPTER ALREADY!
WOOHOO I WROTE AN ENTIRE CHAPTER IN ALL CAPS!! OK BYE BYE FOR NOW! ILL BE UPDATING A FEW MORE TIMES TODAY!
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随机Roll up! Roll up for my Beatles book of Beatleness where I will write about practically everything and anything Beatley. That's basically it. This is a Beatles encyclopedia, a book where a Beatlemaniac like me can write down her Beatle-related thoug...
