Flaws in Fanfics Percy Jackson Edition

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Hi my name is Aquamarine Stephanie KitKat Diamond Marina Mermaid Seashell Jackson but everyone calls me Aqua.

Rachel-wow

Reyna- and I thought our names were long

I'm Percy's long lost twin sister.

Percy- no please no POSEIDON WHHHY and you too mom

Poseidon-*spits out water* SHE IS NOT MY DAUGHTER

Sally- SHES NOT MINE EITHER

So I was sitting on the Poseidon table with my boyfriend Nico and my brother.

Nico- oh gods no

Reyna- you dare hit on my little bro

Nico- I'm not your bro

Hazel- well your my bro and YOU DARE HIT ON MY BIG BRO

Thalia-you shall not hit on my adopted little bro

Bianca- I SHALL UNLEASH THE FURY OF HADES ON YOU AQUAMARINE STEPHANIE KITKAT DIAMOND MARINA MERMAID SEASHELL JACKSON

Nico- why do I have so many sisters

I told my plate to give me ham,KitKats,popcorn, chicken,pizza,hamburgers,Cotten candy, coke,pancakes and waffles for breakfast .

Jason- shouldn't she gain like 20 pounds

Piper- gods she has got to be fat

So then I walked back to my cabin to get ready for training.
I put on a
First of all I am not in fashion so basically she dressed up as a model

Annabeth- who dresses like that to training

Drew-even I just put on my camp half blood t shirt and head to training

Piper- and this is drew we're talkin about

I looked into the mirror
I had tanned skin and perfect curly jet black hair with blue streaks
I had blue orbs that were perfect my lips were perfectly shaped.

Percy- wow NO SISTER OF MINE CAN BE A MODEL

Jason- Thalia is boss

Percy- true DONT TELL HER I SAID THAT

Thalia- I heard that kelp head

I headed out to training as I walked I saw my best friend
Charlotte Cupid Eros Emerald Selena Twix McLean who was Pipers long lost sister.

Piper-CURSE YOU APHRODITE
and Tristan

Percy- I FEEL YEAH SISTAH

Piper-hair braiding

Percy- hair braiding

She had blond hair with kaleidoscope orbs and she was walking with her bf Leo Valdez who was totes perf for her

Leo- aw hell naw

Nico- welcome to my world

"Hey BFFFLAIESWATA" she said

Frank- what the hell does that mean

Annabeth- you don't want to know

Percy-it means best friend forever for life and in elsyuim since we are totes awesome

Jason- wow bro

Percy- I know right bro

"Hi" I said
When we started training I totally kicked everyones but since I soooo badass
Charisse- I'd like to see her try

Annabeth-*cracks knuckles * wanna beat her up

Clarisse-yup

And then Chiron called us to the big house
"Okay there is a new prophecy "
He called Rachel over and she went all creepy and said the prophecy

Rachel- I go all creepy

Percy- no I think it's cool

Annabeth- me too

Ten shall go to the state of Florida
Buy a mansion and live there foreva
The daughter of posieden must choose between many guys
She shall be blessed to be eternal

Apollo- what sort of prophecy is this even Octavian could do better

So we went to Florida I killed Gaea and Kronos chose between Nico And Leo and chose Nico
The gods made me Immortal

Zeus- -_-

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