I pretend to be a doctor

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Me- miss Annabeth Jacks- I mean Chase I have some.... unfortunate news for you

Annabeth -what

Me- I am sorry to inform you that *gulp* you've developed OOCness. ......

Annabeth- *looks at me in shock* you can't be serious

Me- it depends on how you want me to interpret that, but I'm not Sirius Black so the other form.... yes I'm serious, you've been infected

Annabeth- but I feel normal in here

Me- *pulls out a vial from lab coat pocket that contains a murky purple liquid* this, I have yet to give it a name but it is of my invention. The ingredients utilized in it consist of those needed to brew the potion known as Veritaserum along with several the chemicals that affect your emotions, in short hormones. Oh and you feel pumped up right

Annabeth - yes...

Me- well that's because the formula we inject into the ventilation system here contains adreline unlike the prescription tablets and syrup. Those will make you feel very drowsy

Annabeth - so will I get those

Me- no, the prescriptions only work to kill the disease if its moderate, yours however is quite serious. We'll have to operate.

Annabeth- I'll go through with it

Me- you only have a 20% chance of survival

Annabeth - I'm a half-blood so my immune system is stronger than a mortals

Me- that only increases your chances by 30%, so 50/50 are you sure

Annabeth- I'd rather die than doing nothing at all

Me-i like that attitude it must be painful knowing you have such a thing *looks at Assistant 2* escort Miss Chase to the operating room and put her under  sedatives, I'll be back *grabs Jack and looks at Assistant 1* we must take care of something

-at le notice board-

Me- hmmm... I won't be able to take any of the appointments until noon so could you inform Dr. [Insert another one of those people who judge this cliche stuff] to take over

Assistant 1- yes m'lady

Me- off you go then * inspects list closely * you see Jack it's horrible, one these names is written down as Persassius Jacksasson instead of Perseus Jackson * shakes head grimly*

Jack- so do I do scapel mode

Me- yeah. You want to catch a movie after this

Jack- sure

Me-let's do that

-in le operating room 2 hours later-

Me-well she's alive and stable........

Jack- that's great, oh I still have blood on me

Me- huh oh *cleans the sword*

Me- time to work on Percy....

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