Wrong Number

Oops Wrong Number

:Annabeth
I can't believe you! You cheating, lying, little piece of shit!

Unknown:
Uhhh... Wut?

:Annabeth
Don't play dumb with me, Luke! I know you were cheating on me! With my best friend, no less.

Unknown:
Geez... That guy sounds like a jerk... But that's not me...

:Annabeth
Oh... Oops 😳 Wrong number. Hehe...

Unknown:
Naw, keep talking to me. I'm interested 😉

:Annabeth
Perv.

Unknown:
I find it interesting how your mind immediately went to something dirty... Anyways, it's not Perv, it's PerCY

:Annabeth
Well, excuse me if I believe what people tell me about people prowling about the Internet. Plus, you put a winky face.

Percy, you say?

Percy:
That's my name, don't wear it out

:Annabeth
Talk about cliché. I feel my IQ slowly deteriorating with each second I talk to you.

Percy:
You could just leave you know, us internet prowlers are pretty easy to evade

:Annabeth
Shaddup. You don't even know me.

Percy:
I know that you just found out that your bastard of a boyfriend named Luke was fucking around with your bff

:Annabeth
... How did you know that?

Percy:
Read above texts

:Annabeth
Right... 😳

God, that's the second time I've used that emoji throughout is entire conversation! That's, like, twice more times than I usually do.

Percy:
Not the blushing type, now are you?

:Annabeth
Is it weird that I barely know you, but I can see you laughing at me?

Percy:
What do I look like? 😂

Now there's a question I never thought I'd ask

:Annabeth
Brown hair, blue eyes, scrawny, likes the color blue...

Percy:
All of so wrong except for the last one, which you got half-right

:Annabeth
How did I only get it half-right?

Percy:
Black hair, green eyes, pretty muscular and tall if I do say so myself, and completely OBSESSED with the color blue

:Annabeth
Black hair and green eyes? 😟 Pretty unique look you got there. Muscular? Ha! You sound pretty vain, if I do say so myself. You probably have underdeveloped muscles and are just deluding yourself to feel better about yourself. The last one? ... No comment.

Percy:
Pretty detailed commentary, for a stranger. If you don't mind me asking, stranger, what's your name? You know mine

:Annabeth
Umm... I'm not so sure...

Percy:
Oh shit!

:Annabeth
What?

Percy:
I've just been caught! We're not allowed to have phones at my school

:Annabeth
You're still at school? From your district code, I can tell you live in Manhatten like me, and it's 7:00 pm here...

Percy:
Boarding school. Reform school specifically

Gotta go!

:Annabeth
Annabeth.

Percy:
What?

:Annabeth
My name's Annabeth. I'm saving your number so you better not lose your phone, retard.

Percy:
Sure. Nice to meet ya, Annabeth