Haven't got me (Diabolik lovers)

Hello~Sakamaki~

Heyyy guys I've done
•If I am here with Mukami
•if I am with Mukami n Sakamaki
nowww IT IS TIME FOR.... SAKAMAKI

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Me: LOL Tamaki is such an idi- * EVERYONE DO THE FOLP-* AHHH *fall of bed* ouch wait I thought I had no workers today...bob maybe wanted his chubby bunny back

Sparkles: Heyyy someone's here to see you~

Me: IS IT BOB???

Karl heinz/KH: no it isn't

Me:....well shit sherlock grt the fuck out SPARKLES WE NEED GARLIC SPRAY AND SOME HOLY WATER??

Sparkles: on it-

Kh: no need I need help

Me: what kind of help...

Karl: I have a job for you to do go to the Sakamaki and do your 'thing'

Me: my 'thing' ??

Karl: your strange activities you do to torcher people I need you to punish the Sakamaki one of my sons actually 'TP' the school

Me: sooooo why should I care that school sucks anywa-

Karl: I built it

Me: wellll that's your problem then now isn't i-

Karl: I'll give you money

Me: deal how long do you want me to torcher them?

Karl: few hours would be fine

Me: why are you like *gesture to all of him* this

Karl: because I don't want u to be with idiots

Me: thanks!! :D

Karl: cause you're already insane and you being an idiot just makes things worst

Me: ....can't argue with that

Karl: get in the box

Me: NOOOO

~a few minutes of putting me in a box~

Ayato: what the a box?

Kanato: and from him ?

Reiji: what is this?

Shuu: what if it's...it ...-.-

Aisu: Are you su-

Me: *break box* HEEYYYYOOOO

Kanato: no not again

Me: YEUUUPPPP BOIII WASSUP I have a job here also Aisu come here

Aisu: yeaa???

Me: CONGRATS U WON A FREE TRIP TO AFA AND YOU HAVE THE HONOR TO MEET A DEMON!!! *gets him out of a random portal*

#Kuroshitsuji

Sebastian: Hello milad-

Aisu: HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUCKIG AWSOME OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Me: Save trips~ *opens portal*

Aisu: *hops behind his back* MAKEEE SOME FOOODDDDDD DEMON!!!!!

Sebastian: *sigh* Atleast your part cat~ I can tell we ca-

Aisu: Fuck no NOW MOVE YOUR ASS TO THE PORTAL SO I CAN WRECK YOUR MASTER'S HAIR

*goes in portal*

Laito: this is going to be a long while ó_ò"""

~few minutes in the gardens~

Me: I'm a ninja and none shall see my identity *smoke bom*

Subaru: urggg so anoying *rubs temples*