Haven't got me (Diabolik lovers)

Randomness

Heyyyy guys I am really faggin bored also dis chappie is wat I think might happen when I am in the Mukami house hold I was gonna do sakamaki but I think it's a to mainstream and I just wanna shake things up a bit sooo hope u enjoy ~~

Also unless you don't want your innocence anymore I recommend DO NOT I repeat NOT watch it
(Regards...)

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Me: *watching aot at midnight* NOOOOO NO NO GIVE ME ANOTHER SEASO- *phone rings-* WHO IS DIS I AM IN A EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN RIGHT NOW SO IT GOTTA BE IMPORTANT

Aisu: Uhhh Author-chan?

Me: Oooo hey wassup Aisu sorry for all dat

Aisu: no no it's fine could you come here for a while

Me: but w- *hangs up* well that's rude much come on sparkles and yes dat my unicorn

~~Sakamaki House hold~~

Me: HEEELLLOO??!!!!

Reiji: go away...

Me: aha fuck you *comes in with unicorn*soooo why are you calling me here....and why is everyone here *prepares sledgehammer *

Aisu: wow hey calm down Author -chan Ayato has some uh 'plans'

Me: *cocks an eyebrow* I am not gonna find u a date, I'm not dating you, I'm not going to give you anymore porn than y-

Ayato: *closes my mouth* HAHAHA NO NO NO!!  that's not why I called you here

Me: ah...so what

Kanato: we want you to go to the Mukami house hold

Me: aha...why?

Laito: you heard us go to the Mukami

Me: like hell I am they're creepy as fuck and they don't have any snac-

Subaru: we'll give you a basket of oreos

Me: not working

Shuu: we have a closet filled with it

Me: sold but I'll only go for a day nothing more

All: *nod*

Me: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT *get on unicorn* but what makes you think they gonna accept

Karl heinz: cause I agree on this now get in this box

Me: NO

~a few minutes of forcing me in a box~

Ruki: hmm a present from the king

Kou: says we need to feed it

Azusa: only for a day

Yuma: well let's op-

Me: WASSUPPP BOIIIII IMMA BACCKKKK

All: ....

Me: yup dat's right I am shipped here sooooo let's have some fun shall we first to get a bute of me wins sooooo SEEYA *runs away*

Yuma: I hate the present..

~plays worth it~

Me: Give it to me I AM WORTH IT~~~

Kou: I'll be glad-

Me: *hits face with nearest lamp* Upsss there's shit on your face oo wait Nvrmd it's your face HAHAHA

Azusa: we're never getting her out