The Diary of a 'Nerd'.

Chapter 3

Aw, He looks so cute!

Wait, Why on earth did I just think that? He's not cute. He's Ryan Grey.

Oh yeah he's Ryan Grey. Ryan Grey isn't cute . . . he's hot!

Ok, irritating voice in my head, If you don't shut up I swear to god I'll-

Do what? Punch me? Oh wait. . . then you'll have to punch yourself right? I sure as hell would want to see you do that.

Great so now I'm not letting myself complete my own sentences? Talk about crazy.

Ryan's Hot. Ryan's cute. Ryan's a freaking hottie with a body. Give me an 'R'! Give me a 'Y'. Give me an 'A' . Give me an 'N'. Gooo Ryan!

'SHUT UP!'

'Excuse me?' Mr Sehgal's asked with one eyebrow raised in a disbelieving way.

Shit, did I say that out loud?I heard a distant voice going 'Muahahahaha...' that ironically sounded like the irritating voice in my head. Oh that evil little -

I heard Ryan chuckle which just increased my embarrassment level.

"You aren't allowed to laugh!" I said shouting at him, my eyes were probably the size of golf balls but I didn't care. I was far too embarrassed and I didn't want to admit it so instead I turned it into anger. Weird, I know.

"Guess what Nerdy? I just did." He said smirking.

"Ugh!"

"Ugh!" he said imitating me as he puffed up his cheeks, folded his arms across his chest and increased the pitch of his voice to resemble mine.

"I do not sound like that!"

"Yes you do!" He said in the same squeaky voice that was supposedly like mine. And I thought I was immature.

"No I-" And then again, I was 'kindly' cut off. Hmm... Why am I not surprised?

"This is why! This is exactly why I am assigning this baby to both of you. All you two ever do is argue and this is not the first time I hear teachers complaining about your constant bickering. Since separating your seats in classes clearly is not doing us any good, we came up with this." He held up the baby so that it was clear for both of us to see. 'In this assignment, we will give you this baby robot and you have to take care of it for six months. The school will supply you with the basic needs of this robot, it's just like taking care of a real baby.You both will have to carry this robot with you at all times during school hours. There is also a hidden camera linked to my laptop for us, teachers, to monitor all of your activities, so if you were thinking of throwing this robot out of your window, tough luck. This activity will help you act at least civil towards each other. There isn't any better way to learn the art of cooperation." Mr Sehgal finished speaking leaving the air thick with silence and tension. I think the smug smile on his face proved that he was really satisfied with himself that he managed to complete his speech without any one of us interrupting.

I did not know how to react to that. What am I supposed to say? I know if I say no, Sehgal will just threaten to remove me from my committees. I needed a valid reason to say no. I could say no because the person accompanied by me in this activity is Ryan but the project itself was for us to be 'civil' to each other.As if that would ever happen. I doubt if we can even sit in one room for more than three minutes without throttling each other to death. One very clear example took a place just a few moments ago in the school hallways. . .

Yes, I had done babysitting before and I enjoyed it too, but I sure as hell didn't need to carry a child around with me during school hours threatening my studies before. That's it! Threatening my- our,studies.

"Sir, wouldn't this harm our studies?" I asked in an authoritative manner.

"Not really Ms Burke, all the teachers have agreed to this and you will also be getting a bunch of extra credits."

This caught my attention and I think it caught Ryan's too because not even a second later he said,

'When should we start?' He asked suddenly looking actually interested.

"You can collect the baby and its requirements at the end of the day. Since today's Friday, you both will have time to. . uh.. bond with your baby over the weekend."

Oh for the love of God! It's a darn robot. How the hell do you 'bond' with a crying robot? Am I supposed to be all 'Oh I like your... hidden camera?'. I don't think so.

'Sure,' Ryan Said abruptly.

Annoyingly Hot Guy called Ryan Say What?

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And that's the reason I'm sitting here, on my front porch waiting for Ryan Grey to arrive with our baby uhh.. project yeah. . . not baby.. He said he'd pick it up on Friday after his Basketball practice and to say that I was surprised would be an understatement. I mean Ryan Grey actually being civil to me? That could only happen if the parallel universe Ryan somehow managed to come into this world...

OH MY GAWD! That's it! The parallel universe Ryan is here! I knew a parallel universe existed! Nobody ever believed me but now I have proof! Yes! I can Drug the parallel universe Ryan and take him to NASA; I'll show them how he did a good deed.

That fact will be enough for them to believe me and then they'll create a machine to travel to the parallel universe and it'll happen because of.. . . **drum roll**. . ME!

I can imagine it... lights flashing, journalists from all the news channels over the world and me, on that stage holding a noble prize smiling, waving, ta- I just heard a loud honk and I know it's parallel universe Ryan. Now it's time for my genius plan.... Muahahahaha!

"Nerdy!" I just heard him shout as he got out of his car, "Get your fat nose out of that book and do something with this damn creature." he said holding the baby up by its tiny feet so it's dangling off his hand.

He'll never be able to do proper parenting.

And there, real world Ryan is back. I guess I won't be winning a noble prize anytime soon. . Just this baby robot.. oh the sad story of my sad, sad life. .

. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AN - Sooooo.... I'm Sorry this is a filler chapter. But next Chapter will be more.. umm ...interesting **wink wink, nudge nudge** ;) 200+ READS?! HOLY FRAKING MOTHER OF ALL THE FREAKING CHOCOLATE CAKE IN THE WORLD!  THANK YOU SO MUCHH I LOVE ALL OF U! SERIOUSLY! ***GETS EMOTIONAL** AlsoOooO- Thank u for all the votes and comments and reads! they really encourage ME :D - peace💬