Okay so my friend likes this guy that's in the marching band with us and he has a really bad case of the ° lips. So I don't really find the guy attractive.
Now let me explain what ° lips is. No his lips arent shaped like °. Its just idk when I see people that's lips are the same color as their skin I call it ° lips. I have no fucking idea why. And just to let you know I am not racist just in case you may think I am. Its just their lips remind me of °. Idek what the hell is wrong with me.
Anyway me and my best friend we're talking about him while we were at practice and I looked at him and was like "huh, he has ° lips." And my friend was like "umm what are you talking about." Then I told her his lips were the same color as his skin. And she was like okayyyyyy. Then she laughed. And basically this goes to show I'm a tad bit crazy.
P.s. having '° lips' is not meant to be said in a sexual way. And now that I think about it it just sounds like a really bad pronounciation of '° lips'.
(⊙o⊙)?oops my bad.
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