Willy WANKa stayed put, tears running down his face and landing on the pure white floor, or what was white before, but now many stains of green were everywhere, due to shrek.
"Y u do this 2 meh", willy WANKa sobbed, backing up from the beast.
"You cum in my swamp, willeh", shrek yelled, his Scottish accent thick and spit landing on my face.
"I'm serreh", willy WANKa cried, but shrek wasn't having it.
Shrek moved onto the platform, signalling to an oompa loompa and donkey to turn the machine on.
"NO! SHREEEEEEEK", willy WANKa yelled, but it was too late. Willy WANKa ran over to the television on the other side of the room, waiting for his green lover to appear on the television.
Tears ran down his face as he whispered. "Don't worry, Shreky poo. I will save you".
