THE SEVEN AS PARENTS
Percy- Oh look who's my little baby oh my little oh yes Annabeth why doesn't she answer me? Is there something wrong? Annabeth where's her blue cookie?
Annabeth- Oh look what I bought for you bricks to build little houses and castles now build, BUILD
Jason- Don't worry my baby, I;m going to protect you from all the staplers in this world. Piper, did you just buy a stapler? You did not
Piper- Who's my little princess... Oh my gods! You are just so beautiful and cute I could just eat you right now No no no don't cry JASON IT HAPPENED AGAIN
Hazel- OMG! I just killed a fly maybe it was my baby OMG I just killed my own baby I'm the worst mother ever! Why did I marry a guy who can turn into animals OH THERE YOU ARE MY BABY please don't turn into a mosquito
Frank- Hazel why doesn't he talk? Why is he crying? What can I do? Hazel how do I change a diaper? Why doesn't the baby sleep? Hazel? Hazel?
Leo- You are just so cute aren't you. You are going to be as hot as your daddy OMG CALYPSO THIS BABY IS ON FIRE! Oh I'm so proud!
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