I can't control it-a BFDI and inanimate insanity fan fiction

Chapter 6: {insert good chapter name here}

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Ok, who liked that chapter? Because I loved making it.

(Fan): I thought it was ok, but in all honesty, it felt like filler to me.
(Me): it's not filler
(Fan): pretty sure it was slightly filler
(Me): trust me fan, it was not filler. If it was filler, there would be no significant plot developments at all, and it would also make the ending of the last chapter filler. But it's not filler, because now TD can talk, Woody is just starting to become slightly braver, they both know about 'the voices in their heads', everyone knows about Evil Leafy being there and Firey has just realised why he can't go out with leafy. BOOM! NOT FILLER! Also, am I the only one who is getting da ja vu from fan thinking that something is filler
(Fan): I have no idea what you're talking about......... Actually, JK I know exactly what you're talking about. II season 2 episode 9. That was fun
(OJ): ok, we get it guys, this chapter is not filler. Can you just please explain to us what shipping is.
(Me): fan, you got the popcorn?
(Fan): of corse *hands me taco and test tube several bags of popcorn each whilst keeping several for himself*
(Taco): this should be good.
(Me): ok.....how do I explain this? Shipping is.........well when you ship people together it means that you think that they either would make a cute couple if they aren't going out yet or are a cute couple if they are going out. There is a ship for pretty much everything.
(Everyone except me taco fan and test tube): *in shock because of what I just said*
(Me): lol their expressions are priceless.
(Balloon): *somehow out of shock* wait aren't suitcase baseball and nickel still in purgatory mansion?
(Me): good point *clicks my fingers and magically suitcase baseball and nickel appear*
(Suitcase): *shivering in fear* I have never been so terrified in my life
(Baseball): I have no idea what you're talking about. But I don't really remember much of it
(Nickel): ok guys, you can stop pranking me by pretending that you're being possessed by a ghost, it's actually being really annoying now
(Baseball): I still have no idea what you're talking about but I have a feeling that it's not good.
(Me): and it looks like something interesting happened in purgatory mansion...........AND I FREAKING MISSED IT........why do I always miss the really fun sounding things?!
(Suitcase)*has finally calmed down* can I just ask you how we are here?
(Me):Magic
(Test tube): Magic doesn't exist, so unless you can come up with a logical solution for how they got here-
(Me): the logical solution is ducks.
(Test tube): that doesn't even make-
(Taco): well it seems logical enough to me. Anyway back to shipping.
(Baseball): wait shipping? As in shipping people together?
(Me): wait what?
(Baseball): you know, when people think that 2 people would make a cute couple, that's what shipping is.
(Me):yes I know what it means but.................how did you know what shipping is?
(baseball): I heard fan talking to test tube the other day about shipping people together so I looked it up on the Internet.
(Me): so then.......do you know any II ships?
(Baseball): no, because I saw some examples of ships for other stuff and saw how the reasons for shipping could be so stupid and random, so I didn't want to look up II shipping and find a fanfic that ships me with..........I don't know..........microphone because I always tell her to be quiet.
(Me):...........Baseball X Microphone? Would the ship name be baserophone? Or maybe microball? Lol microball. That sounds so ring on so many levels. Everyone please excuse my dirty mind and immaturity. But yay, I think I just came up with a new ship people.
(Baseball and mic): WHAT!!!!!!! DONT YOU DARE SHIP IS TOGEATHER!!!!!!!!
(Me): lol #microball forever. Everyone must comment weather they ship it or not. I don't, but if I find a book somewhere that ships it I will just laugh SOOOOO hard. Also, comment weather it should be called baserophone or microball.
Also, for the record, someone somewhere probably ships it, so no one hate on me for creating this wonderful ship. I ship kniferophone and bickel more, and I don't even ship Bickel too much
(Marshmallow): what are ship names? Also, last chapter you said about an OTP. What does that mean?
(Me): ok, first a ship name is a name created for a specific ship. So baserophone/microball is the ship name for baseball and mic. And kniferophone and bickel are also both ship names. And OTP stands for 'one true pair', so it's basically the ship that you ship the most. However some people break the rules by having more than 1 OTP. I don't though. I used to, but now I don't.
(Fan): ok then, what is your current OTP and what also used to be your OTP?
(Me): one of my old OTPs was fireafy, which is obviously Firey and leafy. The other ship that was my OTP at the time, which still is my OTP is paco.
(Lightbulb): what is paco again?
(Me): sorry, I promised taco I wouldn't say
(Lightbulb): so it's a ship involving taco. Now we just have to figure out the rest.
(Me): I'm not saying. Anyway, back to shipping examples. First is kniferophone which is Knife X Mic.
(Knife and mic): *looking at each other blushing madly*
(Trophy): lol knife has a girlfriend. Or a soft side for her. It shows us that he truely can't be a real jerk if he fancies someone.
(Knife):*trying hard not to blush* what no. Of corse I don't have a crush on her. You're probably just jealous that I'm actually involved in a ship *thinks* I hope they don't figure out the truth
(Mic):*looks slightly disappointed when knife says he doesn't fancy her, but try's to hide it*
(Me): next up is suitloon. This is suitcase and balloon
(Light bulb): they would make a cute couple actually.........2 secs *grabs suitcase and balloon and forces their faces really close to each other* now kiss.
(Suitcase and balloon): *blush madly as lightbulb forces them to kiss*
(Fan): ok we are only 2 ships in and I already can't handle it *fanboys out*
(Me): I know right *fangirls out*.............*somehow stops fangirling out after a couple hours* anyway, next is marsh-J which is marshmallow and OJ
(OJ):..........why is that even a ship?
(Me): I have no idea and I still ship it.
(Salt): WHERE IS SHE!!!!!!!! I WILL KILL MARSHMELLOW FOR TRYING TO TAKE AWAY MY PRESHOUS OJ FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Marsh):*hiding behind me. Whispers in my ear* hide me.......please
(Me): ok everyone calm down. The next ship I'm going to say, just to calm salt down is salt-J which is salt X OJ
(OJ): why do you do this to me?! Why?! Now you've given her ideas!
(OJ): sorry, but it was to only was to make her not kill marsh. Plus it isn't my fault that you're popular with ships. You've still got to find out about pay-jay, but I've just calmed down salt, so I'll save that 1 for later
(OJ): why do you shippers torment me
(Me): just so people know, I'm not doing every single ship I can think of, so it might not take too long. In fact I might only do a few more ships because this chapter is getting long
Ok next ship is soap-yang. Or it might be yoap? IDK
(Pickle): wait what does IDK mean
(Me): I don't know.
(Pickle): ok then, I'll just look it up on the Internet *starts to look it up*
(Me):.............anyway, I'm just gonna call it soap-yang unless someone comments a better ship name for it, is soap X yin-yang.
(Pickle): even google doesn't know what IDK means?! If Google doesn't know, no one can
(Me): I give up
(Yang):................why do I have to be shipped with a stupid neat freak girl?!
(Me): because in season 2 episode 5 she said that it was cute when you 2 argue. Plus, you 2(/3) are perfect for each other and everyone knows it
(Soap):..........what doesn't everyone think that they are cute when they argue?
(Everyone except her): no
(Me): I just find it a bit funny.
Anyway now the next ship is lightbrush which is-
(Paper): light bulb and paint brush?
(Me): how did you know
(Paper): well every other ship name was a mix of both names, so I thought it would be logical for lightbrush to be light bulb and paint brush
(Paintbrush): well if we go by that logic, does it mean that fantube is fan and test tube?
(Taco): I'm not confirming anything, but what do you think
(Fan and test tube): WHYYYYYYYY?????!!!!!!!!!!
(Lightbulb): I'm still trying to figure out paco
(Fan): just think about it. Who is the person who's name begins with p that taco hung around with the most in season 1? Revenge time 😈
(Lightbulb): oh it's pickle
(Me): *fangirls out so much because my OTP was mentioned. Continues for several years before stopping*
(Baseball): wow you're louder than mic when your fangirling
(Me): that's right.
(Fan): I have a question before we continue with the other ships. What gender is paintbrush?
(Paintbrush): are you kidding, I'm quite obviously a-
(Me): nope you're not gonna say it
(Paintbrush): ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!!????????
(Me): sorry, but I can't let you say on here, because it will just be what I think your gender is, and I don't want any haters in the comments saying 'ohh he/she is not that gender, he/she is obviously this gender because of this : {insert an annoying and in needed explanation here}' and I don't want that. Plus if I get the gender wrong, and the gender is revealed in a future episode, all of the haters will be like 'oh I told you so, and it was quite obvious that he/she is this gender because {insert annoying explanation here}'. Plus I'm scared that I'm going to start a gender war in the comments. When I say gender war, I mean people arguing about the gender of a character. Anyway, The next ship is Bickel, which is baseball and nickel
(Nickel): yeah because I reeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaly want to go out with my best friend -_-
(Me): next is pay-jay which is OJ and paper.
(Salt): don't even think about it paper, or else you will regret it BIG TIME!!!!!!!
(Paper):............no problem with that
(Me): marshple is marshmellow and apple
(Marsh): someone please tell me why I'm shipped with that jerk
(Me): now 2 more because I'm lazy and want to finish this and post it as soon as posible. First is............I think it would be knify? It's knife X trophy
(Knife and trophy): no way can anyone ship me with that jerk/jock.........HEY!!!!
(Me): and the final ship is..........salter?...........no palt?...........maybe pepalt? I don't know. It's salt X pepper and can someone please tell me what that ship name would be
(Pepper): people we can't be shipped together, we are BCFFs
(Me): that's the reason why they ship you together............probably.........
(Salt): plus I can't be shipped with her as I'm going out with OJ-and what do you mean by probably?
(Me): well.........I don't actually know anyone who does ship it, and I don't, but I would guess that this is the reason why some people might ship it. Plus for every ship that there may or may not be, there is probably someone somewhere who ships it. So yeah, also people comment below if you ship it.
(Fan): ok now you're just trying to find every opportunity posible to trick people into commenting on your book.
(Me): wow what a valid opinion. People comment below if you agree. No Jk, you don't have to do that. I will only torture your souls for all eternity if you don't. Jk I won't. Or will I? No I won't.
Anyway that's all I have time for in this chapter, because im busy today, so yeah, I hope you enjoyed this chapter and I will-
(Paintbrush): I will see you in the next chapter, bye.
(Me): hey that's my line
(Paintbrush): that's what you get for cutting me off before
(Me): any way, I will-
(Paintbrush) I will see you in the next-
(Me)*holds my hand in front of paintbrush's mouth and speaks really fast so I don't get cut off again* IWILLSEEYOUALLINTHENEXTCHAPTERBYE.