2) Mom: Are you talking back to me?
Me: Well yeah that's how conversation works.
3) The librarian in my school take their job way too seriously
4) Me: I can't eat anymore I'm full...
Waiter: Do you want dessert?
Me: Yessss!!!
5) I hate it when it's dark and my brain is like "Hey you know what we haven't thought about in a while? Monsters"
6) That awkward moment when you finished a math problem and your answer isn't even one of your choices.
7) Blanket on- hot. Blanket off- Cold. 1 leg out- perfect. Until the demon from Paranormal activity grabs it and drags you down the hall.
8) *pops out of coffin* MAYBE IT'S THE WAY SHE WALKED.
9) You go to school: nothing happens
You are absent: 6 fights, Tupac came back & Beyoncé preformed in the cafeteria.
10) in movies they wake up they look beautiful, when I wake up I look like a dead bug.
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