Comeback-
01) I don't hate you but if you were on fire and i had water, I would drink it.;)
02) I don't hate you but if you got hit by the bus I would be the person driving the bus.;)
03) Shut up! you'll never be the man your mother is.
04)your so ugly hello kitty said good bye to you.🐱
05) your family tree is a cactus, because everyone in your family is a prick.
06)you are so ugly, when your mom drops you off at school she got a fine for littering.
07) If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
08) Do you have to leave soon? I was about to poison the tea.
09) you are so ugly, when popped out the doctor said "what a treasure" and your mom said yeah let's burry it
10)I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
11)I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup, and crap out a smarter comeback than you!
12)hey you have something on your chin... Third one down
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