My OC's react

OCs Respond Part 1

WBD Max: (sighs) I guess... Octavia. She was the nicest one.

Kyle: Didn't she tried to kill your hoe?

WBD Max: (throat punches Kyle) Yes, but she still never put a hand on her. Less than I could say for the big pigeon shit and the little red gremlin.

Lucas: (he's still eight at the time) What's a hoe?

Luckily RAE Max steps in to defend his adoptive mother.

RAE Max: My mother is not a gremlin.

Dorian: Well... she is short, crazy, and has sharp teeth.

RAE Max tries to think of a comeback, except that perfectly describes his mom.

HPH Ryan: Buddy, ya know you're screwed when a kid has you nailed.

OHS Ryan: He didn't just nail him, he had him...

GHW Ryan: Completely screwed, yep.

WAE Max: I get it! And what about you, bird boy? He insult your mother?

GHW Ryan: She isn't my mother in his universe. Now if it were in my universe I would gladly impale him.

WAE: .... Okay, moving on then.

Kyle: So who are you going with?

WAE Max: Welllll...

He remembers what happened the last time he said he would kill Lute first.

WAE Brightwing: (mentally) Kid I could take the Goetia and the assassin, but the fucking Morningstar. No. So... choose VERY fucking carefully.

WAE Max: (mentally) Alright, I got this. (Out loud) I definitely pick Vaggie.

Dorian: Who's Vaggie?

Lucas: A very strong,

HPH Ryan: Very overprotective,

OHS Ryan: Pretty kick ass,

GHW Ryan: Slightly scary,

RAE Max: Completely intimidating woman, who instills the fear of god and women in me. That's why I would spare her.

Kyle: Plus she's hot.

HPH Ryan's thoughts:

HPH Ryan clears his throat gently as his horns come out.

HPH Ryan: Hey, Kyle, remember that offer you made us the first week we were here?

Kyle nods.

HPH Ryan: Meet me by the bathroom.

Kyle smirks like he knows where this is going. WBD Max covers Dorian and Lucas' eyes while Kyle fallows HPH Ryan. GHW Ryan snaps his fingers to make popcorn for everyone else.

HPH Ryan: I have one question though.

Kyle: Shoot.

HPH Ryan: Ever been castrated by a pitch fork?

Kyle: Wait what?

HPH Ryan shoves Kyle into a bathroom and slams the door behind him. Kyle's screams are heard by the others.

OHS Ryan: Okay, who's up next?

Dorian: Me I guess, it would be Carrie. She was nice, and tried to help me before losing her mind.

Lucas: Really, that's sorta what Lute did. She planned on sending me to earth where I belong, but she changed her mind for some reason.

Just then they hear the bathroom door open and see HPH Ryan breathing heavily in the doorway.

HPH Ryan: He put up a small fight, but in any case, the mutt is nuetered.

Kyle's muffled groaning can be heard from the bathroom, but nobody makes any move to check on him.

GHW Ryan: What did you do to him in there?

HPH Ryan: Old fashioned, back alley vasectomy.

Kyle: Jokes on you! They'll be healed by the next chapter.

GHW Ryan: (smugly smiles) Prometheus, meet hawk.

OHS Ryan: It's like Ground hog day: worst case scenario.

HPH Ryan: Yeah (makes his pitch for disappear) anyways, what did I miss?

GHW Ryan: I believe it's our turn, and we're all thinking the same thing, correct?

They all three nod.

All Ryans: Glam sisters.

HPH Ryan: They were just clingy and tried to seduce me.

OHS Ryan: Tried to intimidate me with BDSM, failed because I already tried it with Angel.

HPH Ryan: (disgusted) Ew.

GHW Ryan: They couldn't even get the collar on me before I turned the tables on them.

The adults: Damn.

GHW Ryan: I learned from my father and his overgrown iguana. (To OHS Ryan) No offense.

OHS Ryan: None taken, I've mocked your father, many, MANY times before.

Only one person left and it's Kyle. Cut to the bathroom where Kyle is still on the floor.

Kyle: ...... May... she's the only one I wasn't TRYING to kill. Now, if LizardsDen could just get to that point in the story.

I'm working on it! But I have a lot of other stories that are just further in progression.

Kyle: (sighs) So I will just lie.... And wait. (To the readers) Come back real soon, kiddies.