BTW IF YOU SEE BOLD ITALIC TEXT, THATS ME TALKING
EENNJOOYYY
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I dare Venus and Mercury to tell the others about Amber and Apollo (their children)
Earth: We already know :3
Venus: Get away from my kids.
Earth: But I'm the uncle ☹️
Venus: A MENTALLY UNSTABLE UNCLE
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I dare Earth and Mars to go 24 hours without fucking
Earth: What... BUT MY ONLYFA—
Mars: DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM WE DO NOT HAVE THAT
Earth: 😋
*three hours later*
Venus: They already lost.
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Earth, have you heard of the many aus you are in? Spoiler alert: you suffer in 80-90% of them
Earth: Am I dating Mars in any of them 🤨
Most of then no—
Earth: THEN I DONT CARE
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I dare Uranus to steals Saturn's rings and give them to Neptune to see what happens
Uranus: YA— oh okay
Uranus: *snatches them*
Saturn: AYE >:[
Uranus: I wish I could have them but— *puts them on Neptune*
Neptune: 😧😧😧
Neptune: YAYAYAYAY *twirls around like a little princess*
Uranus: Crack head
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Make Earth listen to chuki wa meme on an hour loop straight (bonus points if Venus and Mars taunt him)
Earth: I'm supposed to listen to this song? Okay.
*CHUKI CHUKI CHUKI WA*
Earth: This song kinda lit— *looks at the animation*
Earth: VENUS?!?! MAR— Maaarrsss~ 😍😍😍😍
Earth you're going to a mental hospital.
Earth: Mars you're so cute Mwah 😘
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SATURN AND JUPITER GO A DAY WITHOUT FUCKING OR BEING ZESTY
Jupiter: But we rarely fuck—
Saturn: How'd we both end up with 100+ moons 😉
Jupiter: We already lost the challenge.
Saturn: Damn right big boy ☺️
Jupiter: Did you just call me big boy...?
Saturn: A handsome big boy‼️‼️😻
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Mercury, I dare you to go on a date with Venus (again)
Mercury: Okie :D
Venus: Hey cutie
Mercury: Can we watch scary true horror stories while we cuddle?
Venus: Scary...?
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Solarballs in a gc??? idkdkdk
RandomHEYY ITS LATE AT NIGHT AND I HAD AN IDEA TO MAKE THIS
