WARNING WARNING WARNING ⚠️
—CURSING
—CRINGE
—VENUS
—UHH... INTERESTING JOKES...
read at your own risk 🤷♀️
Venus: I'm bored
Mercury: You're bored?
Venus: Yes idiot thats what I said
Saturn: I'm so pretty with my beautiful rings! 🥰🥰
Jupiter: We know, Saturn.
Venus: Saturn nobody cares that you're like a UFO
Mars: that made no sense
Venus: Really? UFOS? You should know that of all of us, MARS
Mars: FOR THE LAST TIME DONT HAVE ALIENS
Venus: So you have head lice? 🤨🤨
Mars: NO YOU LITTLE PRICK
Uranus: Calm down queers.
Venus: Tf did you just call me?
Uranus: nothin 🤠
Venus: That's why your name is Ur-anus
Uranus: What does your name rhyme with? VENUS.
Venus: ...
Mercury: I've never seen Venus so quiet...
Venus: SHUT THE FUCK UP PIPSQUEAK 🖕
Mercury: I take that back.
Saturn: Has anyone seen Earth?
Earth: 🤫🧏
Venus: Tf does that mean?
Mars: He's on a 500 year streak so far.
Venus: 500 YEAR STREAK OF WHAT
Earth: HEY GAYYSSSS
Venus: You mean "Hey guys"...?
Earth: Hey fa— ...faannnntastic friend!
Jupiter: that was close... I guess I'll put the belt away
Saturn: JUPITER WHY IS YOUR BELT OFF
Jupiter: Because Earth was misbehaving...
Saturn: WERE YOU ABOUT TO SHOW THEM YOUR .2 INCHER?!?! (I'm sorry 😭)
Venus: NAHH YOU GOT EXPOSED JUPITER 💀
Jupiter: Actually it's 0.3! I measured this morning!
Earth: Dawg what...
Uranus: AYO WHAT THE FU—
Mercury: I just woke up... why is there 116 messages?
Uranus: Scroll up
Mercury: Kay
Mercury: I'm throwing myself into the sun.
Earth: Can't outdo the doer
Mars: What???
Earth: Mercury's copying me cuz he wanna be special
Mercury: Earth, don't make me charge you for the therapy session.
Earth: 🤐🤐🤐
Jupiter: So what's this about throwing ourselves into the sun?
Earth: DONT LISTEN TO MERCURY, it was MY idea I know
Venus: Yk what Earth? I'm tired of you
Earth: Cry me a river
Venus: I'm gonna make you pay
Earth: Tf?
Venus has added Luna to the group
Earth: Oh I'm screwed.
Luna: EARTH WHERE ARE YOU? WHY AREN'T YOU IN YOUR ORBIT?! I'M SCARED PLEASE COME HOME. EARTH I MISS YOU! 😭😭😭
Earth: Venus look what you did.
Venus: Ain't my fault you can't control your pet.
Jupiter: Now Venus...
Venus: Shut yo gassy ass up
Uranus: Venus... I know who you are.
Venus: What???
Uranus: Remember that little deal we have?
Venus: KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.
Mercury: Ohhh, what's this deal? 👀
Uranus: I've been selling my very detailed drawings to Venus.
Venus: URANUS YOU MONKEY 🤬🤬🤬
Uranus: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO ASKED FOR THE DEAL
Earth: Oh! Can I buy some?
Uranus: Sure!
Earth: Do you take requests?
Uranus: Uhm... yes... yes I do...
Earth: Good... 😈
Jupiter: EARTH DONT YOU FUCKING DARE
Saturn: Oh the big boy is using his big boy words~
Jupiter: SHUT UP!!!
Mars: Hey Earth?
Earth: Yah?
Mars: Why is there a fake rose thingy in your orbit with a button?
Earth: 😃...
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OKAY IM DEFINITELY GONNA REGRET THOSE LAST TWO LINES 😭😭😭
PLEASE FORGIVE ME 😭🙇♀️🙏
IT WAS A JOOKKKEEEE EARTH DOESNT HAVE A TOY
(It was Venus's)
UHMM— I'M SLOWLY GOING INSANE 😃😃😃😃😃😃
ANYWAYS—? HAVE A NICE DAY/NIGHT 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Word count: 523
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