Wednesday, 7:48 PM
Lickety Lick: oh my god
Lickety Lick: oh my gOD
Daddy's Baby Boy: yes?
Lickety Lick: KUROO IS HAK
Ultimate PB: no?? i'm kuroo??
Lickety Lick: shut up you ignorant slut
Ultimate PB: oh
Lickety Lick: i mean from that anime
Lickety Lick: you know the one
Professional Shit Starter: I can see it. Both are tall, annoying, and loyal assholes.
Ultimate PB: thanks ig??
Daddy's Baby Boy: i agree with akaashi, but who is his yona?
Lickety Lick: okay okay
Lickety Lick: hear me out
Ultimate PB: the fact that neither kou nor tooru were your immediate answer concerns me
Lickety Lick: bokuto's personality doesn't fit yona
Ultimate PB: true true
Little Bitch Boy: oooh are we assigning each other to yona characters?
Bore Whore: If that's the case, Kuroo is definitely Hak.
Sawamura: Without a doubt.
Ultimate PB: yes yes we have established this
Ultimate PB: but who is my yona??
Lickety Lick: go ahead and murder me...but i was thinking akaashi
Professional Shit Starter: Count your days.
Little Bitch Boy: actually...i can see it
Ultimate PB: woooooooow
Ultimate PB: tooru we literally JUST confessed our undying love for each other and now you're trying to whore me out to akaashi??
Little Bitch Boy: not in real life, just in this instance i feel as if akaashi would be the yona to your hak
Bastard McFuckhead: you do get along surprisingly well and have bonded through mutual snark
Ultimate PB: et tu, kou?
Bastard McFuckhead: 🤷
Kozume: so kuro is hak and akaashi is yona, who else were you thinking?
Lickety Lick: oikawa is kija
Bore Whore: That's pretty fitting. You butt heads and compete with Kuroo constantly and you and the 'Pretty Setter Squad' are all weirdly and inexplicably loyal to and protective of Akaashi...
Daddy's Baby Boy: of course we are, he won
Try Hard: What do you mean?
Kozume: akaashi won
Sawamura: Don't bother trying to get further explanation, I've tried. Those setters are pretty but incredibly cryptic.
Little Bitch Boy: okay so akaashi is yona, tetsu-chan is hak, and i am kija
Little Bitch Boy: what about everyone else in the chat?
Ultimate PB: i feel as if everyone in the group is getting assigned a yona character then we should start with the core cast and work our way out
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