Tuesday, 6:19 AM
Kozume: oh no
Kozume: he's everywhere
Lickety Lick: that's not unsettling at all
Daddy's Baby Boy: who's everywhere?
Kozume: oikawa
Kozume: he is everywhere
Kozume: on my feed, in this chat, in shitposts, in ads
Ultimate PB: in me
Kozume: in kuro
Bastard McFuckhead: that timing tho
Kozume: kuro this is a serious epidemic
Professional Shit Starter: Kozume-san, respectfully, what the fuck are you talking about?
Little Bitch Boy: aw is my son hallucinating me? do you miss me that much?
Kozume: ur not my dad
Little Bitch Boy: i will be one day
Little Bitch Boy: i am dating your mom after all
Kozume: you will never be my dad
Kozume: even if you marry kuro
Little Bitch Boy: ouch
Professional Shit Starter: It's okay, Oikawa-san. Not everyone can be the ideal stepfather like me.
Sawamura: Akaashi you forgot to pack Tendou's lunch yesterday. You are not THAT ideal.
Professional Shit Starter: I'm teaching him the valuable lesson of how to fend for yourself.
Whore Hard: 😣 i was so hungry and you laughed at me 😭i wanna live with my real dad
Daishou: This chat is fucked up
Ultimate PB: it got even more fucked up when you joined 😙
Daishou: Glad I could be of service 👍
Kozume: stop flirting and get back to the issue at hand
Kozume: this is serious
Kozume: oikawa NEEDS to be topped
Bastard McFuckhead: on it 😀
Little Bitch Boy: 🤤
Kozume: *stopped
Dadd's Baby Boy: bestie, are you implying you will have premarital coitus? in MY good christian group chat?
Ultimate PB: tsk tsk
Ultimate PB: tooru you harlot
Ultimate PB: you are tearing this family apart
Ultimate PB: kenma is hallucinating you everywhere not bc he misses you but bc he is OBVIOUSLY traumatized at your promiscuous behavior
Ultimate PB: think of our child, will you??
Sawamura: You say this as if you weren't just flirting with Daishou not even two minutes ago.
Ultimate PB: why don't you worry about your own family issues first, hm?
Bastard McFuckhead: tetsu is just upset that i accepted tooru's offer to practice all weekend in miyagi rather than his offer to go to the zoo
Daddy's Baby Boy: that one's on you, kuroo
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