16)Truth Seekers with a settlement Part 1

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Agent One: Right there! This was the first sighting.

: They are definitely from Hell. They must use this dark magic to cross over into our world... and they seem to be killing specifically targeted people. But, why?

Agent One: They always attack at random, aaaall over the country. There's no way to predict where they'll show up next!

[A loud clattering noise is heard from outside, followed by a stock angry cat sound. The two agents immediately glance over to a barred-up window obscured by heavily damaged blinds. Agent Two makes a gap between the blinds to the outside to see what made that noise. The agents then see the source of all the racket: Blitzo, standing on a box and a dumpster while holding the dumpster lid open. He looks around suspiciously.]

Agent Two: Ahhh, well... That's convenient.

[Cuts to Blitzo outside, standing on trash bags and holding a dumpster lid open.]

Blitzo: Shhhhh! Remember, we can't be seen.

[Blitzo slams the dumpster lid loudly, but then falls backwards into a pile of trash bags. Millie silently chuckles at his predicament, then walks away.]

Moxxie: Pardon my words, sir, but you're currently being the loudest.

[Blitzo jumps up out of the garbage pile covered in trash; he has an old newspaper on his forehead, a half-eaten lollipop stuck to the side of his head, a scrap of paper on his horn with an old banana peel impaled on the end of it, and a used condom on his index finger, the same finger he uses to poke Moxxie's face indignantly.]

Blitzo: [softly] I said shuuush your dick-sucking lips, Moxxie!

[Moxxie steps away from his boss for a short moment, likely grossed out from Blitzo's condom finger, as he notices a portal opening behind him by Loona. Kuro is seen on the other end and Blitzo jumps into it. Moxxie begins to walk towards the portal but is suddenly tackled to the ground by Millie, barely missing a net being shot their way.]

Millie: GET DOWN!

[Agent One cocks his net launcher, readying another capture net. Blitzo looks behind him and sees Agent Two jump down on a rope from a building, landing in front of the portal.]

Loona: I'm closing it!

Kuro and Blitzo: Wait Wait Wait, no-!

[He tries to run through the portal before it closes, but fails.]

[Moxxie, seeing the portal close, is distraught at first but quickly shifts to angry, pulling out a pistol in an attempt to fight off the two agents while Loona hides. He jumps off a wooden pallet to dodge both a tranquilizer dart and a capture net and prepares to fire. However, he is hit in the neck from behind by a tranquilizer dart.]

[Moxxie stumbles, mumbling incoherently, then falls to the ground.]

Millie: MOXXIE!

[With quick thinking, Millie grabs Moxxie, knocking down the trash can he was hiding behind, and runs away. He smacks Agent Two in the face with Moxxie and keeps on running through the alleyway.]

Moxxie: (slurred) I smell... *sniffs* colors...

Loona: God dammit fatty.

[They eventually reach a dead end. The agents waste no time in cornering him. Millie raises his knife, ready to fight.]

Millie: Back off, you tuxedo-wearing FUCKS!

[the agents ready their guns and prepare for a firefight. But just as Loona was about to charge, Agent Two pushes a button on her gun, causing Millie and Moxxie to be electrocuted. Moxxie is shocked out of Millie's grip and Loona is zapped a second time from residual charge, dropping his gun and going down for the count. The agents are then seen through Loona's eyes.]

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