Craig: kenny ur my drug dealer where's my weed
Kenny: oh i'll drop it at ur front door babe
Craig: k thx... or whatever. tch.. oh my god i feel my alpha rut powers coming in
Tweek: wow i cant stop stuttering in real life because apparently people think my character stutters when he talks
Craig: ok yeah, don't u just talk really fast in the show? ok
Tweek: um yes
Tolkien: what show
Craig: nothing don't worry omega
Kenny: i need weed and a lot of of alcohol also some pretty women to flash me their tits
Stan: i also have downed 5 bottles of jack daniel's today lol. it's jack daniel's every time because most fanfic writers don't seem to know any other brands
Lexus: heeeeyyyyyyy
Clyde: i'm having a mental breakdown. i'm crying so much my house is flooding ok
Tolkien: and it isn't with shit??
Stan: lol, craig's skin is the color of shit
Tolkien: yeah imagine not being white like me
Tweek: i'm having a panic attack :3
Kyle: lol this is all like really unfunny
Kenny: it's ok i'm the comic relief character. that's also a drug dealer.
Craig: i'm a bad boy bully. i bully twwik
Tweek: he does :(...
Clyde: it's ok i'm crying too.. that's all i do it's all i'm good for
Kyle: lol tweek are u also an omega?
Tweek: yes, i'm a useless washed down character that gets dumbed downed and femboyified
Cartman: omg really??? tehee
Wendy: i'm still an evil ex like it's scott pilgrim irl
Craig: wow i just smoked my 20th pack of cigarettes today
Kenny: try e cigarettes they take some getting used to tho
Craig: electronic cigarettes are for pussies. and i'm not a pussy. i'm a top dominant alpha bad boy jaded bully that protects my kitten from anything
Tweek: i have 20 mental disorders that my alpha protects me from
Craig: yeah he's popping pills daily
Tolkien: like jimmy?
Stan: who tf is jimmy. im a bisexual btw #style
Cartman: jimmy? likeeee jimmy john's!?? :D
Cartman: craig i'm going to murder you for being gay and having crushes on boys lol im gonna kidnap you with my gang of minions and toss you into starks pond monday
Kyle: is this a fanfic reference
Clyde: guys stop, we cant break the fith wall
Kenny: it's fourth wall you fucking dumbass lol.. wanna have sex ok?
Clyde: no sorry i'm a straight white boy but bi curious jock but also gets picked on a lot i'm also craig's best friend
Tolkien: why is there so much lore dropping going on rn. i'm a straight A+ student btw.
Tweek: i'm prengant
Craig: wait what i impgegnatied you???
Clyde: tweek's pginrhananat???!!!
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Craigs gang makes a group chat
FanficA group chat texting fic, I decided to spit some jokes straight out of my ass and shove them all into this mess I had created. Enjoy reading, or don't, this has a concerning amount of graphic fart jokes for some reason. warning: that was the warning...
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