Y/n: You NEED to give it up had abt enough it's not hard to see THAT BOY IS MINE! I'm sorry that you...seem to be confused? He belongs to me THAT BOY IS MINE!
Derek: to Emily from Y/n
Emily: Omg not this again
JJ: yes this again.
Spencer: YALL ARE ON A FIRST NAME BASIS
Penelope: So are hotch and y/n
Derek: so Emily and y/n are on the same level
Y/n: we will NEVER be on the same level. I will always be higher 💋
Emily: lying is a sun
Y/n: so then stop being a liar and tell us that your fucking my man.
Emily: he isn't your man 😭
Derek: SAYS WHO?
JJ: HE IS TOO THAT IS Y/N HOTCHNER
Spencer: Y/n Reid sounds so much better
Y/n: bout to be that in a minute
Hotch: oh my-
Emily: we aren't fucking
Derek: liar you hurt y/n's feeling. DIDNT THEY TEACH YOU NEVER STEAL YOUE FRIENDS CRUSH? Homewrecker. You SPILT UP WILL AND JJ NOW HOTCH AND Y/N CRAZY!!!!!!!
JJ: damn you ate that
Emily: nah more like chewed
Y/n: bitch don't make me become a unsub I'm already on edge plus I got a good lawyer and a good cover story
Emily: the text?
Y/n: Garica.
Penelope: At your service!!!!
Emily: SO YALL ALL LIKE Y/N MORE THA ME?
Spencer: duh
Derek: yeah
JJ: what would you expect she's y/n
Penelope: I love you both!!
Hotch: wild
Y/n: WOW?????
Derek: lovers to enemies asf
Spencer: Emily and y/bc
Derek: NO FOOL! Y/n is straight
Y/n: not when JJ and Penny come around 🤨
JJ: LMAO 😭😭😭
Penelope: 🤭
Y/n: I'm so gay for them AND ELLE DO NOT FORGET ELLE but I'm so straight for Spencer Derek and Hotch
Spencer: so basically the whole team
Y/n: expect Emily I hate that ho right now
Emily: hate you more 🤗
Hotch: I hope this will pass
Derek: so they both can suck ur dick?
Spencer: Derek...
Y/n: baby no...
JJ: IM SORRY HES SO FUNNY CAUSE WHAT 😭😭😭
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FanfictionWELCOME TO THE NEW AND IMPROVED BAU GROUP CHAT! Here is what this story consists of: Y/n x Hotch Y/n x Reid Y/n x Derek JJ x Reid JJ x Emily Penelope x Derek Hotch x Derek Emily x Hotch Beth Slander Staruss Slander Kevin slander Characters: Y/n L...
