Derek: Serve cuntttttt y/n
Y/n: bitch what-
JJ: you look so hot today
Y/n: awh thanks babe
Derek: WHAT ABT ME
Y/n: thank you Derek
Derek: yw pookie bear
Emily: is it just me or is y/n calmer than usual?
Hotch: I was thinking the same thing
Penelope: you know ur girlfriend so we'll
Hotch: here we go...
Derek: NO BUT SERIOUSLY
Y/n: idk what y'all r on abt
Emily: wild
Y/n: 🧍♀️
Derek: nah she getting vitamin HD
Spencer: what?
Y/n: ....
Hotch: never heard of it
JJ: same
Derek: hotch's dick duh
Y/n: why do you act like this
Hotch: ....
JJ: ngl that's clever
Emily: I WANT HD 😔
Y/n: WHAT DID I SAY EMILY BACK OFF MY MAN OMG
Penelope: she's back
Derek: MISSED YOU BAEEEEE
Y/n: stfu
JJ: glad ur back
Emily: seee ur welcome
Y/n: I'm not talking to you and I'm unfollowing you on social media
Emily: NO Y/N 😔😔😔😭😭😭😭😭😭
JJ: I cannot with y'all 😭
Y/n: anyway 🙄
Derek: daddy chill 😩
Penelope: oh...
Y/n: that's not...
Spencer: ....
Hotch: We have a case
Emily: WE HAVENT EVEN BEEN GONE 15 MINUTES WTF
Hotch: can't control when people die Emily
Spencer: y'all are on a first name basis
Y/n: uh-uh I'm finna burry her where I buried Beth
Derek: I'll drag the body
JJ: same
Emily: JJ?
JJ: Y/N IS MY BITCH
Y/n: 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Hotch: Oh God- it's not even like that
Y/n: YOURE ON A FIRST NAME BASIS
Emily: we're friends like that
Y/n: and y'all can be friends in the grave
Derek: I'm starting to notice the tension between Emily and Hotch now.
Y/n: you won't feel it pretty soon cause im about to unsub these bitches 💋
Derek: I'll hide to bodies 🤗
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FanfictionWELCOME TO THE NEW AND IMPROVED BAU GROUP CHAT! Here is what this story consists of: Y/n x Hotch Y/n x Reid Y/n x Derek JJ x Reid JJ x Emily Penelope x Derek Hotch x Derek Emily x Hotch Beth Slander Staruss Slander Kevin slander Characters: Y/n L...
