Y/n: lick cunt 🥳
Emily: SLAYYYY
Y/n: I walked in on Derek getting laid lol
Hotch: What?
JJ: oh.:
Emily: was it big?
Penelope: EMILY-
Emily: asking for a friend...
Y/n: Yeah 🧍♀️
Emily: how big?
Penelope: EMILY!
Emily: asking for a friend.
Y/n: --------- long
JJ: DAYUM
Emily: oh my goodness 😨
Derek: HEYYY
Y/n: HEY THICC DAADY
Derek: LMAO 😭
JJ: y/n how did this happen..?
Y/n: so basically I was bored and I was about to annoy hotch but he locked his door 😔
Emily: he's such a cunt 🙄
Derek: Fr.
Spencer: what happened next 👀
Hotch: what was that..
Penelope: Did he..?
Emily: SPENCER?!??
JJ: Spence 👀
Spencer: y'all act like I don't know what sex is. I'm literally a fucking genius.
Y/n: WHAT-?
Emily: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT WORD???
Derek: WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT???
Penelope: my sweet little genius is gone 😢
Emily: DAMNNNNNN
Spencer: y/n just proceed with this story.
Y/n: oh yeah. So I decided to go annoy Derek. I didn't knock because I don't give a fuck 🥰
JJ: real.
Emily: iconic.
Hotch: knock.
Y/n: no suck cock bitch
Hotch:...
Y/n: and then I saw Derek fucking Lola
Emily: LOLA BLAKE????
JJ: SHES SO PRETTY
Penelope: SHE ISSS!
Y/n: IKRRRR
Derek: she's a good sport.
Y/n: ship y'all
Spencer: same
Penelope: HAPPY FOR YOU
Y/n: Lola is so nice as well
Emily: YESSS SLAY
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REWRITTEN BAU GC ❤️
FanfictionWELCOME TO THE NEW AND IMPROVED BAU GROUP CHAT! Here is what this story consists of: Y/n x Hotch Y/n x Reid Y/n x Derek JJ x Reid JJ x Emily Penelope x Derek Hotch x Derek Emily x Hotch Beth Slander Staruss Slander Kevin slander Characters: Y/n L...
