Y/n: period cramps <<<
Derek: it's here??
Y/n: Mhm
Emily: GET HER SNACKS DEREK
Spencer: Taking an over-the-counter pain medication such as ibuprofen, naproxen or acetaminophen may help relieve menstrual cramps and pain. Using a heating pad may also help.
Y/n: AWWW TY 🫶🫶🫶🫶
Derek: I'm getting u snacks rn UR GONNA BE OKAY
Y/n: I'm not dying...
JJ: IT FEELS LIKE YOU R THOUGH DOESNT IT?
Y/n: OMG UR ON UR PERIOD TOO?
JJ: no I just know you have bad cramps
Y/n: y'all know me too well 🥹🫶
Emily: bc we love u bae
Derek: A LOT
Penelope: A LOT A LOT
Spencer: :)
Emily: right hotch you love y/n?
Hotch: huh?
JJ: you love y/n say it
Hotch: no.
Y/n: 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
Derek: she's already emotional don't make it worst
JJ: SAY YOU LOVE HER
Hotch: WHY?
Derek: you don't?
Hotch: I DO
Emily: knew it
Spencer: you love her?
Hotch: as MY WORKER
Penelope: and as a girlfriend too
Hotch: 🤦🏻♂️
Y/n: he loves me Fr 🤷♀️
Hotch: I cannot stand you people...
Derek: damn felt.
Emily: hotch loves us Fr he loves y/n more but still he loves us
JJ: 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼
Hotch: Y/n just take it easy today I don't want you in even more pain by stressing.
Penelope: AWWWWWW
Derek: Warms my dirty heart Fr
Emily: SAME SAME SAME
Y/n: Mkay 👍
Derek: how long is ur period for?
Y/n: a weekish
Emily: no sex for a week
Spencer: it ain't never stopped me 🤨
JJ:Spence?
Y/n: excuse me?
Hotch: Pardon-?
Penelope: HE DID NOT
Derek: WHATTTT?
Emily: 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
Spencer: 🤷🏻♂️ what can I sayyyyyyyyy
Y/n: HELLO??? 😭😭😭
Derek: he is not serious rn...
Emily: I wish he wasn't.
Spencer: it's a joke I'm funny
Y/n: that gave me a heart attack but then I have to realize Spence is a grown man 😭
Derek: kinda I bet he'd call you mommy
Spencer: mommy?
Emily: I have a mommy kink
JJ: ofc you do
Y/n: I don't have any kinks like that 🧍♀️
Derek: what kind of kinks do you have
Y/n: 10000% dirty talk Fr
Emily: hotch take notes
Hotch: 📝📝📝📝
JJ: BYE-
Penelope: I forget he has a sense of humor
Hotch: who said I was joking?
JJ: oh?
Hotch: I am though.
Y/n: AND dominance 😩
Derek: makes sense
Y/n: 🤨
Emily: what about gun play
Hotch: ????
Y/n: no...
Derek: are you okay.
JJ: ...
Spencer: what is that?
Y/n: ask ur mother
Derek: gagging?
Y/n: duh
Hotch: how did we get to this point?
Spencer: I wish I knew
Derek: I WISH I KNEW U WANTED ME
Y/n: what you ooh what you do?
Made a move coulda made a move 😔😔 if knew I'd be with you...is it too late to pursue? 🤨
Emily: I bite my tongue 🤷🏻♀️ it's a bad habit
KINDA mad that I didn't take a stab at it 🔪
JJ: thought u were too good 4 me my dear never gave me time of day my dear 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼
Derek: its okay things happen for
reason that I think are sure (YEAHHHH)
Penelope: THAT WAS AMAZING I LOVED ITTTTT
Hotch: get to work
Y/n: I also have an age kink
Derek: makes sense why you wanna fuck hotch so bad then.
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FanfictionWELCOME TO THE NEW AND IMPROVED BAU GROUP CHAT! Here is what this story consists of: Y/n x Hotch Y/n x Reid Y/n x Derek JJ x Reid JJ x Emily Penelope x Derek Hotch x Derek Emily x Hotch Beth Slander Staruss Slander Kevin slander Characters: Y/n L...
