Y/n: I can move it like that I want you all over me
Penelope: I NEED TO GET SOME AIR
Y/n: cause baby you got me so 🤭
Penelope: SO SOAKEDDDDD
Y/n: this heat is getting to me I want you all over me baby you get me soooo (so soaked) 🤗
JJ: that ate
Emily: I'll eat you 😩
Derek: that's gay.
Y/n: ya mama
Derek: ya mama
Spencer: my mom has schizophrenia
JJ: oh...
Y/n: uhm...
Spencer: who is y/n talking about
Emily: Hotch
JJ: Hotch
Penelope: Hotch
Derek: Hotch
Rossi: Hotch
Hotch: stfu
Y/n: I need to get some air cause baby you got me so 🤭
Derek: SO SOAKEDDDDDD
Y/n: this heat is getting to me 😔
Y/n: I want you all over me
Y/n: baby you get me so
Emily: SO SOAKEDDDDD 😩
Hotch: okay.
Spencer: Emily is horny
Derek: hotch hard asf rn
Rossi: real
Y/n: I am terribly sorry what...?
Emily: he did not...
Hotch: uhm?
Derek: Italian men
Y/n: wow 💀
Hotch: okay what's the soaked thing abt though.
Y/n: you whore
Hotch: how am I a whore?
Emily: HAJDIDHNDJSYDHSHDHDUEK
JJ: em babe...
Derek: HOLD TF UP
Y/n: BABE?
Hotch: babe?
Penelope: BABE??? 🥹🤗
Spencer: babe? 😁
Rossi: Babe?
Emily: yeah we're fucking
JJ: PRENTISSSSSSSSSSS
Derek: I knew it tbh
Y/n: same me and Derek talked abt it
Hotch: I'm not surprised
Spencer: same
JJ: oh?
Rossi: congrats!!!!
Emily: that were gay?
Y/n: exactly pookie 🤗
Spencer: bro this song is so good 🤭
Derek: gay
Spencer: kys
Hotch: real
Penelope: which song
Spencer: soaked 😩
Derek: gayer
Hotch: 🔄
Rossi: HE DID NOTTTT
Emily: HOTCH 😭😭😭😭
JJ: I FORGET HES FUNNY
Emily: ur so funny hotch 🤭🤭🤭🤭
JJ: 🤨🤨🤨🤨
Y/n: I love you Emily but back off my man bitch
Emily: IM GAY
Y/n: sometimes I can't tell 🧍♀️
Hotch: Fr
Derek: ikr
Emily: but hotch is so hot he can make gay ppl straight fr
Y/n: REAL ASF
Y/n: but bitch back off my man
Derek: remember what she did to Brittany?
Hotch: who?
Penelope: that one chick
Hotch: Huh?
Y/n: so you are a whore
Hotch: Beth?
Y/n: that bitch
JJ: when you say her name it gets cold
Hotch: what did you do to her
Y/n: I stalked her
Derek: I WAS THEREEEE
Emily: same 🤭
JJ: and you're still fucking around with her man?
Penelope: good point
Hotch: you stalked her?
Y/n: yeah ur lucky I'm not an unsub fr
Derek: FR SHE WAS GONNA KILL HER
Hotch: I'm getting all of you drug tested.
Y/n: HOW DOES SHE ALWAYS FIND A WAY INTO THESE CONVERSATIONS????
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FanfictionWELCOME TO THE NEW AND IMPROVED BAU GROUP CHAT! Here is what this story consists of: Y/n x Hotch Y/n x Reid Y/n x Derek JJ x Reid JJ x Emily Penelope x Derek Hotch x Derek Emily x Hotch Beth Slander Staruss Slander Kevin slander Characters: Y/n L...
