Emily: I'm awake and I'm bored so wakes up bitchessss 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
Spencer: fuck off.
JJ: Woah-??
JJ: but like em it's 3 in the morning.
Emily: I DONT GIVE A FUCKKKKK JJ WAKE UP BITCHWSSSSSS
Derek: shut the fuck to you dumbass crocked bangs crocked toes no hoes hella foes what are those bitch.
Hotch: honestly this is a first but I agree with Morgan.
Spencer: same because I'm about to cut off them bangs
JJ: what's going on?
Spencer: well y/n isn't here rn so I'm acting like her
Penelope: you do her well
Derek: that's what she said
Emily: HAHAH DEREK YOUR SO FUNNYYYYY
Derek: stfu and go to sleep.
Emily: no I'm not tired and I'm staying away soooooo
Y/n: what the actual fuck
Hotch: I know I'm sorry 🤦🏻♂️
Derek: Emily shut up you woke y/n and we're all pissed off and tired as hell
Emily: don't care tf? 🤨💀
JJ: em please go to sleep..
Emily: no can do baby girl 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
Penelope: 🤦🏼♀️
Y/n: that's it I quit fr 🙅♀️
Hotch: I'm sorry?
Spencer: exactly right..come again?
Derek: no ma'am you do not quit on us no no no no
JJ: say sike right now right here
Penelope: you're serious???
Emily: I'm gonna cry real tears
Y/n: omg stfu and let me fucking sleeeppppp
Hotch: no we need to discuss right now.
Derek: I'm with dilfy daddy
Penelope: ur not helping Derek..
Emily: I'm gonna cry say sike
Y/n: Blud...what do y'all want Fr, like what's going on..
Hotch: were you serious?
Y/n: no wtf-?
Derek: thank Jesus...
Penelope: DONT SCARE ME LIKE THATTTT
Emily: I'm literally crying wtf is wrong w you bitch?
JJ: she said sike hallelujah
Spencer: Y/N STOP SCARING US LIKE THAT?!!
Y/n: don't be all dramatic fr 🧍♀️
JJ: we love you though
Y/n: love me too tf?
Y/n: I love y'all more though 🫶
Derek: don't ever play with us like that again
Emily: Fr because hotch was genuinely worried.
Hotch: what can I say so you won't start that bullshit..?
Spencer: not a damn thing.
Penelope: nope not one Fr because like Fr like Fr
Derek: you care so much abt y/n losing her is scary
Hotch: so?
Emily: that's life
Derek: if it isn't love why does it feel this way?
Emily: why does she stay on your mind? 🤨
Y/n: STOP ITTTTTT 😭😭😭😭 (this is not laughing this is tears because I want sleep...)
Y/n: and I cannot sleep knowing y'all are giving hotch hell rn.
JJ: but he's in love with you!!!
Penelope: and u love him pookieeeeee
Spencer: [shipname] will sail whether you like it or not.
Y/n: I'm scared and I'm turning on dnd...
Hotch: same.
Derek: have fun don't get pregnant
Emily: or dooooo we want baby Hotchner 2
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FanfictionWELCOME TO THE NEW AND IMPROVED BAU GROUP CHAT! Here is what this story consists of: Y/n x Hotch Y/n x Reid Y/n x Derek JJ x Reid JJ x Emily Penelope x Derek Hotch x Derek Emily x Hotch Beth Slander Staruss Slander Kevin slander Characters: Y/n L...
