Y/n: I'm looking for the hoesssssss 👀👀👀👀
Emily: SHAKE THAT ASS BITCH 😻
Derek: what ass? You don't have one.
JJ: DAMN-
Spencer: wow...
Penelope: 😨
Y/n: didn't have to do her like that Derek...
Emily: I have ass 🤨
Derek; literally where?
Y/n: why did you wake up a choose violence?
JJ: I'm saying 😭
Hotch: Hey.
Y/n: hey grinch :)
Spencer: hi.
JJ: hey
Penelope: HII BOSSMAN! 🤗
Derek: 🖕🏾
Hotch: did you just call me the grinch?
Y/n: you are pookie 🫶
Derek: Halloween costume idea
Y/n: RIGHT WHAT AM I GONNA BE 😔
Emily: a whore
Y/n: you're not far off
JJ: it's Halloween.
Y/n: exactly Halloween is the day a girl can dress like a total slut and get away with it.
Derek: I see what you did there.
Hotch: what?
Derek: nothing lol.
Y/n: im gonna be Reid 🤷♀️
Spencer: Awh
Derek: THATS CUTE
Y/n: bc Reid has better style than all of you
Emily: oh.
JJ: uhm.
Hotch: K.
Y/n: Reid give me your clothes so I can wear them
Derek: ship
Emily: YES
Spencer: ...
Y/n: Im gonna be such a hot nerd Fr
Hotch: I bet you are. But we have a case.
Emily: DAMNITTTTTTT FUCKKKKK SHITTTTTT PUSSSYYYY COCCCCCKKKKKK DICKKKKKKKK FUCKKKHEADDD MOTHERFUCKER
Derek: girl what-
Y/n: Em babe...
JJ: we gonna ignore what hotch said...?
Rossi: what did he say?
Y/n: we have a case.
JJ: NO HE SAID YOUD BE A HOT NERD
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FanfictionWELCOME TO THE NEW AND IMPROVED BAU GROUP CHAT! Here is what this story consists of: Y/n x Hotch Y/n x Reid Y/n x Derek JJ x Reid JJ x Emily Penelope x Derek Hotch x Derek Emily x Hotch Beth Slander Staruss Slander Kevin slander Characters: Y/n L...
