Emily: HEYYYYYY
Derek: HI
JJ: have you seen y/n?
Spencer: not today yet.
Derek: same
Penelope: I haven't seen her come in
Rossi: me either
Emily: I'm just as confused as you bitches
(Expect penny she isn't a bitch)
Derek: hotch have you seen y/n?
Hotch: what?
Hotch: no.
Emily: are you sure.
Hotch: why are you asking me?
JJ: I've been sensing sexual tension between you two ALOT OF IT TOO.
Penelope: SAMEE
Hotch: she hasn't been with me and I don't know where she is.
Derek: whatever
Spencer: to tension is real between them though and is undeniable tho 😟
Rossi: TRUE TRUE TRUE
JJ: what about the Brittany girl?
Hotch: Beth. What about her?
Derek: aren't you dating her.
Hotch: like I said no.
Y/n: Better not be.
JJ: Y/N! You doing okay?
Y/n: mhm
Derek: she still mad
Y/n: stfu I'm not
Penelope: can y'all feel the tension through the phone?
Spencer: yea...
JJ: mhm.
Emily: HELL YEAH
Derek: but at the same time who wouldn't wanna have dilf daddy sexy papi wappie eat your posay hotch to themselves? 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
Emily: youre a menace to society...
Emily: but deadass 😩
JJ: y'all are insane
Penelope: but their right 😔🫶🏼
Spencer: r we all just lusting over hotch rn? 😔🫶🏼
Rossi: yeah.
Derek: Rossi boutta move onto ex husbands next 🤪🤪🤪😝😝😝😝😝
Rossi: WOWWWWWWWW
JJ: THAT WAS A GOOD ONE
Penelope: DEREK 😭
Rossi: ouch...
Rossi: BUT IT WAS GOOD
Y/n: what drug r y'all on?
Derek: hotchussy
JJ: I-
Emily: BAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA WTF....
Emily: remember when Ariana grande fingered the earth and they called the earthussy??? 😭😭😭😭😭
Derek: I felt it 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
Y/n: you don't have a pussy??? 🤨🤨🤨
Derek: how would you know? 🤨🤨🤨
Y/n: I saw ur dick before dumbass 💀💀
Derek: BAHHAHAHAH I REMEMBER THAT SHIT 😭😭
Emily: kys....
Emily: how do you have so much confidence
Y/n: he's literally Derek Morgan?
Penelope: REALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!
JJ: DAMNNNNNNNNNNNN 🥳🥳🥳
Emily: touché
Derek: hotchie crocthie
Emily: okay now it's going to far...
Hotch: what Morgan? 🤦🏻♂️
Derek: R u fire?
Y/n: BYE- 😭😭😭
Hotch: ....
Derek: cause ur so hottt 😩😩😝😩😝😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😝😝😝😩😝😩😩😩😩😩😝😩😝😩😝😩😩😩😝😩😝😩😝😩😝😩😝😩😝😝😝😩😝😩😝😩😝😩😝😩😝
Emily: I-.... 🤦🏻♀️
Penelope: ....
Spencer: ...
Penelope: BUT ATLEST Y/N IS SMILING AND LAUGHING
Y/n: Derek is such a dumbass I love him 😭😭😭😭🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶
Derek: I knew it 😝🥰🤩
Hotch:....
Emily: HOW DO YOU SEXUAL ASSAULT SOMEONE OVER THE PHONE DEREK-????????
Derek: I'm just a fucking G like that
Derek: I need hotch's D like that 😩😩😩😩😩😩
JJ: mkay ur done. Phone desk now...
Derek: DAMNIT
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FanfictionWELCOME TO THE NEW AND IMPROVED BAU GROUP CHAT! Here is what this story consists of: Y/n x Hotch Y/n x Reid Y/n x Derek JJ x Reid JJ x Emily Penelope x Derek Hotch x Derek Emily x Hotch Beth Slander Staruss Slander Kevin slander Characters: Y/n L...
