Viva: *snoring*
Poppy: happy birthday, pendeja *slaps her face*
Viva: AAAAAAAAA
Poppy *hides under her bed* HEH HEH HEH
Viva: POPPY IF THAT WAS YOU I'M GONNA SLAP YOUR BOOTY CHEEKS WITH MY STICKY HANDS SO HARD THAT THEY WILL STAY STUCK TO THEM.
Poppy: GEHEHEHEHEHE!
Viva: POPPY, GET UNDER MY BED YOU- *SLAPS HER BOOTY SO HARD*
Poppy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA OH MY GOD VIVA STAWP, AAAAAAAAAAA
Branch: what in John dory's name is going on in there.
Bruce: that sounds like my kids
*bruce and Branch walk into the room*
Bruce: WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL OF THIS CHAOS?
Poppy: I HAVE STICKY HANDS ON MY BUTT
Viva: SHE BITCH SLAPPED ME
Poppy: NO!!!!!! BRANCH! LOOK AT MY CHEEKS!! THEY HAVE STICKY HANDS ON EM
branch: oof...
Viva: okay lets not worry about this over here and lets worry about my birthday!!!
Poppy: oh yeah!!!!!
*they hear blossom crying*
Viva: someone woke up from their 1 hour nap.
*branch walks to the living room to find blossom*
Branch: hey, blossy!!! What's wrong, honey???
Blossom: WAAAA WAAAAAAAA
Floyd: hi, blossom!!
Viva: ITS MY BIRTHDAY BITCHES!!! LETZ PARTYYYY
Clay: Havana o na na
*HAVANA STARTS PLAYING*
*THEY ALL START DANCING*
Bruce: HEY GUYS WATCH ME DO THE GRIDDY
*he does the griddy*
Brandi: JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS WRONG WITH YALL 😭😭😭😭
Jellybean: they all have dirty mines :3
Branch: *in slow mo* OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 😏😏
Clay: ayo?
Poppy: bro is not being a fem queen. Bruce is
Bruce: YASSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Jellybean: okay!! Time to sing happy birthday to the lovely viva las vegas!!
🎶happy birthday to you. Happy birthday day to you. Happy birthday dear viva!! Happy birthday to you!!🎶
Clay: ARE YOU-
Poppy: shut up.
Bruce: SHUT THE FUCK UP DAMMIT
Branch: DONT DO THAT EVER AGAIN, BRUH
Clay: but you guys always do it!! Sheesh..yall are like soo rude..
Twig: *smashes cake in his face and blames it on branch*
Twig: DADA DID IT!!
Viva: Branch...how could you....
The end.
Happy birthday, Camila Cabello!!
