Ahhhh. It was a lovely morning. JD was the first one to get up before Floyd, spruce, Clay, branch, and Rosiepuff.
JD was brushing his teeth and taking a shower.
Then all of a sudden bitty b woke up and crouched sneakily to the kitchen to make his own bottle of milk.
JD: HAH! GOT YA!
Bitty B: HEHE! I'M SO SNEAKY 😁
JD picked up branch and tickled him.
Floyd also woke up and was spinning his hoverboard in the living and all of a sudden fell off
Watch this video here to see how Floyd fell off his hoverboard
Floyd: *FLIES OFF HOVERBOARD AND CRIES* WAAAAAAAA 😭😭😭😭😭
Bitty B: 🎶oh no oh no🎶
JD: Floyd, are you okay?
Floyd: I FELL OFF MY HOVERBOARD AND IT HURT SO BAD 😭😭😭
JD: it's okay. I used to fall everytime with my hoverboard
Floyd: really 😁😁
JD: mhm *raises eyebrows*
Clay: *rises out of JD's hair*
Clay: GOOD MORNINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG *kicks face*
JD: UGHHH CLAY WHAT THE HELL MAN?????? 😡
Clay: sorry that was just a....sibling peck
JD: what the fuck is a sibling peck?
Clay: ya know like what lovers do? Yeah, they kiss
Clay kisses bitty b's cheek
Bitty B: 😊
JD: uhh I think branch just pooped again
Floyd: we'll I'm not cleaning it up
Clay: ohhh my bad it was me! I just farted!
Floyd and JD: 🤢 UGHHHHHH
Floyd: damn you smell like a cat's asshole 🤮🤮
Rosiepuff comes out to the kitchen.
Rosiepuff : good morning, boys!! Today I decided to do a little cook off
Brothers: OH YEAHHHHHHHHHH
Rosiepuff: The dish is a type of breakfast meal you like :) the person who gets the most stars wins KFC!!
Brothers: *drools*
Rosiepuff: I am the judge and you boys will be battling each other on who is gonna win this giant KFC meal? 3,2,1, go!
JD: I'll be making a McDonald's breakfast combo that everyone will stare at and drool 😏
Floyd: I'm making a cereal surprise
Clay: I'll be making a super duper duper duper delicious McDonald's breakfast combo
JD: HEY! YOU STOLE MY IDEA
Floyd: YEAH GRANDMA TOLD ME LAST NIGHT THAT RULES ARE TO NOT STEAL ANYONES IDEAS YOU DEAF BITCH
Clay: WHO YOU CALLING BITCH, HUH???
Floyd: ur mom
Clay: THATS IT 😡😡😡
Floyd and Clay start fighting and dragging each other on the floor.
Rosiepuff: GUYS STOP IT
Bitty B: *puts poison in clays food and puts fire on it and waters it* HEHEHEHHEHE 😈
Also Bitty B: *puts ketchup on it and pulls the fire alarm*
Bitty B: OH NO! CLAY BURNED HIS FOOD!
Brothers except clay: OOOOOOOOOOOOO
Clay: OH HELL NO!
Rosiepuff: boys, what is going on!?!?!?
Floyd: nothing! Uhh! We are just baking 😁😁
Rosiepuff: okay whatever times up anyway. LEMME SEE YALLS DISHES
JD: okay so um I made a delicious breakfast combo and-
Clay: HE COPIED MINES 😡😡
JD: NO I DIDNT SHUT THE FUCK UP
Rosiepuff: boys, no fighting!
JD and clay: sorry 😞
Rosiepuff: *tries dish* John, I think your meal is great but you need to put more seasoning in it to make it more good
JD: oh okay
Rosiepuff: I rate this shit 4 stars
JD: 🙂
Rosiepuff: NEXT!
Spruce: good morning my family who loves me?
Clay: nobody
Spruce: oh okay 😊😊
Rosiepuff: oh good morning my grandson, we are doing a cook off so you can be the judge :)
Spruce: oh thanks!
JD: fatass, fatass, fatass.
Rosiepuff: Alright, Clay what ya got here
Clay: I made a McDonald's breakfast combo
Rosiepuff: *eats clays meal*
Rosiepuff: CLAY, I KNOW THIS AINT BURNED FOOD! COME HERE YA LITTLE BITCH
Clay: NOO! IT WAS BRANCH!
Bitty B: no no
Rosiepuff: he's an innocent baby! He would never do anything suspicious!
Clay: oh yeah?? Remember last time when he poisoned all of us and we all puked all over the living room!
Rosiepuff: that was a few weeks ago! Why are you still thinking about that? NEXT!
Floyd: hi, grandma so today I made a cereal surprise
Rosiepuff: *tries cereal* Floyd, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU PUT ON THIS??? IS THAT BUTTERMILK??? UGH IM ALLERGIC TO BUTTERMILK *VOMITS*
Floyd: IM SORRY GRANDMA PLEASE DONT GROUND MEEE WAAAAAAAAAA I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE ALLERGIC TO BUTTERMILK 😫😫😫😭😫😭😫😭
Rosiepuff: FLOYD, YOU ARE DISQUALIFIED AND GROUNDED! GO TO YOUR ROOM!!
Floyd: WAAAAAAAAA 😭😭
Rosiepuff: last but not least is branch.
Rospeipuff: *tries meal* 😱 OHHH ITS SOOOO GOOD *EATS THE WHOLE THING* OH MY WHAT DID YOU PUT IN HERE?? 5 STARS FOR YOU, BRANCH! GOOD JOB!
Rosiepuff: FLOYD, YOU CAN COME OUT NOW!
Floyd: YAHH 😫
Rosiepuff: here are the results. JD: 4 stars Clay: 0 stars Floyd: 0 stars branch: 5 stars. So the winner is.........BABY BRANCH!!!!!!
Floyd: WAAAAAAAAA 😭😭😭😭
JD: YAY GO LITTLE ROCKSTAR!!
Clay: WHOOOOOO
Spruce: YASSS
Rosiepuff: so branch, this means you get to eat the whole KFC meal with JD!! Floyd and Clay, you are grounded 😡
Clay: ughh
Floyd: fuck you both
Spruce: uhh grandma, ya sure they gonna eat the whole thing?
The end
There's this funny video I found! Watch it right here!
