Spruce's Wedding

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WARNING: THIS ONESHOT WILL BE TOO CUTE : D

Shoutout to 

Me: in this episode. Isabella and spruce are getting MARRIED 😍 it's so exciting! Every troll is invited! Yup. EVERY TROLL :D 

Clay: spruce get the fuck up its almost time for the wedding

Spruce: 😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴

Clay: SPRUCE! GET THE FUCK UP BEFORE I DRAG YOUR BIG AND CHUNKY ASS ALL OVER THE DIRTY FLOOR OKAY??

Spruce: WAIT- WHA?? ITS ALMOST TIME FOR MY WEDDING???

Clay: YES!!! ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS SEND INVITATIONS TO THE LEADERS AND LOOK FOR A TUXEDO- *GASP* I FORGOT YOU ONLY HAVE ONE TUXEDO! ITS FROM ONE OF OUR MUSIC VIDEOS!!

Spruce: yeah right Clay I'm that sure if that will fit me because of how big I am-

Me: no spruce. You are not fat it's just....you-

Me: BUT LEMME GO SEND THESE INVITATIONS TO THE LEADERS! FIRST OF VIBE CITY

Clay: welp spruce I guess we're gonna go find you a tuxedo

In vibe city

Essence: ooooooo what's this? 

Quincy: an invitation. Let's read it

Quincy: a wedding? 

Essence: yup. And we're going.

Prince D: I don't wanna go

Essence: TOO BAD *drags his ass on the floor*

In techno reef

Trollex: a wedding? SWEET! HELL YEAH I'M GOING!!

In lonesome flats 

Delta: spruce is havin a wedding? Cool!

Hickory: LETS GO

In volcano rock city 

Barb: AWESOME!

Riff: dude. A wedding?

Barb: yup! DAD!!!!! WE ARE GOING TO A WEDDING!!

Thrash: :D *farts cutely*

Barb: eww 🤢

Thrash: sorry. I get momentarily farts when I'm happy

In sympothyville

Trollzart: BEAUTIFUL!!

Later on

Floyd: SPRUCE!!! COME HEAAAA

Spruce: what?

Floyd: this is her! @Spruce_myviolet loves you so much with all of her heart, spruce!

Spruce: I'm her boyfriend. I actually met her a few weeks ago. I'm marrying her today. Her name is Isabella. She wanted to marry me.

Flashback

Isabella: spruce.......i wanna live my life with you forever....will you take my hand and marry me?

Spruce: sure will 😍

Isabella: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

End of flashback:

Spruce: she didn't have to scream all in my ear like that tho. But yep I'm marrying her :)

Floyd: AWESOME!!

Isabella: SPRUCE!! BEANIE WEANIE!!! WE DON'T WANNA BE LATE FOR OUR WEDDING! Let's get married :D

Outside

Me: 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

All of isabella's bride maids were walking down the isle.

Then she arrived :)

Cherry: *GASP* SHES SO PRETTY!!!!

Spruce: 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

All of the men: 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Clay: *takes 20 pictures of Isabella and farts cutely*

Viva: ughhh 😤 *covers nose*

Me: dearly beloved. We are gathered today to join these cute couples as Isabella and spruce well be humbly wedded :D 

Essence: ohh quincy poo 😍!!This was literally like our wedding! 

Quincy and Essence: mwa 😍

Cooper: I hate you........ 

me: both have written their own vowels and will now share them with each other.

Spruce: ....

Me: speak now or forever hold your peace.

Spruce: *burps*

Isabella: okay umm......spruce...when we first met..you were so hot....and you were nice....I love you very much with all of my heart that I kind of hate it...but I LOVE YOU!!!!

Everyone: awwwwwww! 

Tiny: *falls asleep*

Guy: TINY WAKE THE FUCK UP

Tiny: 😟

JD came walking with a pillow of rings.

Me: I PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND WIFE!! YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE 

Spruce and Isabella: *smooch for 1 minute*

Everyone: *SCREAMING*

The baby trolls: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Clay: WEEEEEE *FLIES IN THE SKY WITH FAIRY WINGS*

He was a fairy 😍😍😍

Clay: OH NO!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Spruce: OH NO!! AAAAAA-

The end






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