Thanksgiving gone wrong

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Poppy: haha!! Ohh boyyy! It's thanksgiving!! HA HARRR. I love this-

Branch: B I T C H *slaps the shit out of poppy* 

Poppy: EUGHH

branch: where's the food, HUH?? WHERES DA FOOD???

Poppy: listen.

Branch: 👂

Poppy: I have....my British table!!



*BRITISH TABLE THEME PLAYS*

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*BRITISH TABLE THEME PLAYS*

poppy: and I have a really nice chef for us!! RomRon Gramsay. So you better wait for everyone

Branch: OKAYYYYYY, BOIIII *DISSAPEARS*

*LOUD DOOR KNOCKING*

poppy: TWIG!!

twig: ᴺᵒʷ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵈᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵃⁿᵗ, ᵇⁱᵗᶜʰ

Poppy: let the guest come in!!

Twig: ᴬˡʳⁱᵍʰᵗ

JD: OPEN THE DAYUM DOOR

Twig: *gets the door*

JD: AUGHHHHHHHHHHYUGGGGGG THANK YOU VERY MUCH, TWIGGY

twig: (bitch, the fuck?? You on drugs?)UE

JD: JDJDJSJSKSKAKJSHEHSJAJJSHSHASHSHGSGSG *RUNS TO THE TABLE LIKE A MANIAC 

Bruce: hi, twig!! I believe you haven't met my kids, these are my kids. Pearl, coral, and nemo! 

Pearl: hi

Coral: hi

Nemo 🐟: hi

Bruce: you are really gonna like them :3

Poppy: welcome back to de house!!

JD: AYAYYHWGAGAHHSHSHAGAYAHSHSHHAHAHAHA. THANK YOU, POPPY!! GYUAUHHHHHHYGHSHSHSHHSHSHGSGSGSGS- *PASSES OUT*

Bruce: MY STOMACH IS RUMBLING, I AM HANGRYYY

Coral: why you wanna eat more when your so fucking big. 

Me: A 3 MONTH OLD JUST CUSSED :0

Kids: HAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

Poppy:  >:0

Bruce: *YELLING AT HIS KIDS*

Poppy: OKAY OKAY OKAY!! BESTI FRIEND, YOU DONT NEED TO YELL AT YOUR NEWBORN KIDS, JUST GO SIT YOUR ASS DOWN ON MY BEAUTIFUL TABLE

Everyone sat down.

Poppy: I'm happy everybody is here to enjoy this meal!!

Floyd: *bites branch's leg from under the table*

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