Cranky Clay

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JD: *PLAYS GRAND THEF AUDO*

Spruce: *ONLINE DATES ON ROBLOX*

Floyd: *PLAYS FNAF*

Clay: 😒😒😒😒

JD: Hey tree hair. Get your ass over here and come look at this trick I did in GTA 5

Clay: bro I'm trying to think about what I did yesterday 

JD: what did you do yesterday?

Clay: I didn't flush the toilet and grandma grounded me for nothing 😠

JD: you should have flushed the toilet tho

Clay: I know...just let me be John

JD: whatever, grump ass

Clay: BITCH YOU SAID WHAT????

JD: OHH I SAID GO TO YOUR-

Clay jumps JD and beats him up

Clay: THATS NOT WHATCHU SAID YOU LYING ASSHOLE

Floyd: GRANDMA!! JD AND CLAY ARE FIGHTING AGAIN!!!!!

Rosiepuff: YOU TWO CAN JOIN BRANCH IF YOU DON'T STOP FIGHTING 

Branch: *laying in his crib thinking about what he did*

Clay: now frick off, J.

Rosiepuff: who started it?

Brothers except Clay: HE DID IT 👉

Clay: 😱😱😱 BITCH 😡

Rosiepuff: Clay, go to your room now

Clay! AUGH!! FUCK YOU GUYS!!

Brothers except Clay: 😏

Rosiepuff: sooo who wants to play uno?

Clay: ughh I don't understand why they always have to blame shit on me. ALWAYS BLAMING ME FOR EVERYTHING! WHY CANT THEY JUST BLAME JOHN!? HES AN IDIOT!! UGH!!

Branch: Cway! Change me!

Clay: ...

Branch: 👹CLEAN MY BUTT NOW👹

Clay: FINE!!

Clay: JESUS CHRIST YOU SMELL LIKE THE ZOO 🤢🤢🤢🤢

Floyd: 😀 HEHEHEHHE 

Floyd: throws 16 dirty diapers at clay's face

Clay: AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Branch: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

Later on

Clay started to take a shower. All of a sudden the soap slipped off his hand and shampoo stung his eyes

Clay: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES!! MY FUCKING EYES!!!

Spruce: GEHEHEHEHHEHEHE 😈

At night

JD put a fart machine on clay's bed

Clay starts walking to his bed and sees a fart machine

JD: OH HELL NO

Clay: THATS IT. I AM GONNA WHOOP YOUR ASS!!! 😡😡😡

Clay: COME HERE, JOHN DORY THE FISH *BEATS HIM UP

Branch: Hehehhehehahahahahahahhaha *throws a stick at clays rear end

Clay: 😳 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *BEATS UP FLOYD*

Floyd: AYE GET OFF ME WAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAAAA 😭😭😭😭😭

Spruce: I guess good night *throws a kiss to all of you spruce simps out there*

The end 

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