Swapping Lives

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Poppy: guys, I have an idea!!

JD: yeah?

Poppy: BRANCHIE?????

Branch: WAT?

Poppy: okay. So, Branch I have created a challenge for you and twig!!

Branch: yeah?? What is the challenge?

Poppy: you and her have to swap lives for a whole day!

Branch: WHA- GURL, BYE I AINT DOING THAT

Poppy: yes you are!! You get to be the baby again!! 

JD: YAYYYY WE TREAT HIM LIKE THE BABY!!!

Poppy: put these on!!

*poppy gives him a bib, a diaper, and a pacifier*

Branch: REALLY????

Poppy: yup. Let's go, boys!! 

 *branch runs to the bathroom*

Branch: ugh.....I don't think this diaper is gonna fit me...but I will try..

Twig: *opens the bathroom door*

Branch: AAAAAAAAAAA *GETS TOWEL AND WRAPS AROUND WAIST* TWIG 😡

Poppy: twig!! Get out of there!!!! 

*poppy drags her out of the bathroom*

Poppy: sorry!!!

Branch: it's okay. I need help putting his diaper on.

Poppy: oooo damn your ass is huge

Branch: girl, you've seen my ass like a few times

Poppy: *helps branch out the diaper on*

Branch: GAHHHHH ITS TIGHT

Poppy: I know.

*BLOOP*

Poppy: the diapers on!!

Branch: thanks, my love!!!


Task 1


Poppy: JD, YOUR BROTHER IS CRYING

Branch: waaa......waaaa......waaa....waaaa....I fucking hate my life...waaaaa

Poppy: HELLO, BITTY B!!!!!!!

JD: OH MY GOODNESS!!! BABY BRO!!!!

Branch: shut up fatass..

Poppy: it's time to start the day!!! 

JD: *tries to carry him*

Branch: AYE LET GO!!! *MAKES JD FALL*

JD: AGHHHHH MY BACK 

*THEY BOTH FALL*

Branch: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

JD: AHHHHH MY BACKK....I THINK I BROKE IT..

Poppy: oh my god!!!! You did it!! You broke his back!!! Yayyy!!

Branch: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 

Poppy: *carries Branch and starts dancing*

Branch: YAYYYYYYYYYY 

*branch throws up on poppy*

Poppy: EW WHAT THE FUCK-


TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

TASK 2

Floyd:  Okay, bitty b it's time to drink some milk from the bottle!! *places him in twig's playpen crib*

Branch: what the fuck....

Floyd: here's your milk, Branch!! *gives him the baby bottle*

Branch: no, Me no wanna drink this shet

Floyd: drink it.

branch: no.

Floyd: drink it.

Branch: nooo

Floyd: DRINK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Branch: NO!

JD, Bruce, clay, Floyd, poppy: *chanting* DRINK THAT SHIT, DRINK THAT SHIT, DRINK THAT SHIT, DRINK THAT SHIT, DRINK THAT SHIT-

Branch: *drinks an entire bottle of milk in 1 sip

Bruce: good boy, Branch!!

Poppy: DAMN

JD: BRO DRINK THAT ENITRE SHIT IN 1 SIP!!

Bruce: time to burp you!!!! aww man I can't get carry you!! I guess I have to hug and burp you!

*they hug*

*bruce pats branch's back so hard*

Branch: *DOES THE MOST BIGGEST, LOUDEST BURP EVER*

Clay: EW

Bruce: WOW WHAT A GASSY BABY!!

Branch: *shits*

Bruce: 0-0 did you poop???

Poppy: OMG I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THIS CHALLENGE-

Branch: YEAH I REALLY DID POOP

JD: OOF IT SMELLS TOXIC

Poppy: I CANNOT BELIEVE A BIG BABY WOULD WOULD HAVE THE MOST TOXIC SHIT EVER

Branch: I AM NOT A BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK ALL OF YALL FOR MAKING ME SHIT

*BRANCH SLAMS THE BATHROOM DOOR*

Clay: I can still smell it

Bruce: he smells like my friend

Poppy: EWWWWWWW-

The end.






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