Floyd: Branch, did you go in the bathtub yesterday??
Baby Branch: no.
Floyd: wow I can't believe you got away with hiding from me to skip bath time. You're gonna get with it next time.
Branch: otay.
Floyd: *sighs* this baby thinks he's real slick.
*floyd goes to the bathroom with Branch in his arm*
Floyd took off branch's diaper and saw....RASHES???
Floyd: *gasps* branch....I know those aren't....*checks his booty* DIAPER RASHES?? OH MY GOD!!!!! HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN???
Spruce: *opens the bathroom door* what's going on now??
Floyd: he has diaper rashes..
Spruce: oh no!!!
*floyd and spruce start screaming and panicking*
Floyd: OH MY GODDDDDDD WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
JD: *MEGA FARTS IN THE BACKGROUND*
Rosiepuff: DAMN YOU, JOHN 😡
JD: *opens the door with no pants on*
JD: HEYYYY WHATS GOODIE MY GANG??
Spruce: where are your pants???
Floyd: baby Branch, you can't see this!! *covers his eyes cutely*
JD: I HAVE TO TAKE A HEAVY DUCE IN HERE BRO
Spruce: NAHHH NOT IN HERE WE TRYNA GIVE OUR BABY BROTHER A BATH BUT ALL OF SUDDEN LIKE OUT OF NOWHERE HE HAS DIAPER RASHES!!
JD: DIAPER RASHES?? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *POOPS WHILE SCREAMING*
Spruce: OH YEAH WE OUTTA HERE
Clay: *opens da door* WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL OF DIS SCREAMING??
JD: BITTY B HAS DIAPER RASHES!!
*they all scream*
Rosiepuff: YALL NEED TO HURRY THE FUCK UP I NEED TO PEE IN HERE *sniff sniff* OOF IT SMELL LIKE PANCAKES WITH AN ASS ON IT
Clay: BRANCH HAS DIAPER RASHES!!
Rosiepuff: oh.....that's okay!! It happens to a lot of babies. Let me put some cream on it after you take a bath :3
Floyd: I'm giving him a bath!!
*floyd gave Branch a bath and grandma Rosiepuff put some cream on his rashes.*
The end :3
