JD: *stomach rumbles*
JD: oh shit
JD: Floyd....pinky....pinky Floyd
Floyd's news paper burns into ashes from the sunlight.
Floyd: yeah?
JD: I'm hungry
JD: Steak dinner.
Floyd: yeah. I will deep fry you an entire godamn cow
JD: HEEEEELL YEAHH!
Floyd: just playing with you man. I can't believe you fell for that 😂
JD: I could go for table Croatian
Floyd: no 😡
JD: Large order of fries
Floyd: no-
JD: orange soda with no icing and a piece of hot apple pie-
Floyd: NOOOOOOOOOOOO 😡
JD: GET YO ASS IN THE-
Floyd starts tip toeing next to JD
*Suspense music starts playing*
Floyd: NOOOOOOOOOO *SLOW MO* O-O-O-O NOOOOOOOOO 😡😡😡😡😡😡
JD: mr...........I don't think I like your attitude.
Floyd: kiss my ass
JD: *punches floyd*
Floyd: John....you do that again and I will-
JD: *bites his finger*
Floyd: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW 😭😭😭 *punches him to the wall so hard that viva falls from the other side*
Viva: OWWWW!
JD: *throws a poster at the table*
Floyd: HAHAHA- *gets hit in the face by a photo of spruce and his wife @Sai1ing13 and kicks the table at JD*
JD: AAAAAAAA- OOF
Viva: *gets yeeted again*
Floyd: *throws a vacuum at JD and kicks the table again and punches him x30 faster*
JD: *kicks his balls*
Floyd: 😳
JD: *punches him and throws the vacuum at Floyd but misses and throws it at the door and breaks*
Spruce: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *GETS THROWN AT BY A DOOR*
He didn't know that was coming
Spruce: I didn't know that was coming for me- *dies*
JD and Floyd: *FIGHTING*
Viva: *pulls the portrait out of her face* AUGHHH
Floyd and JD: *TRIES TO KILL EACH OTHER*
Floyd: *KICKS JD TO THE WALL*
JD: *pulls out a chainsaw*
Floyd: AAAAAAAAAAA *pulls out a midget from a well*
The midget: 是吗还是怎么的你要
Floyd: *POKES HIM IN THE BUTT WITH BATTERIES*
Midget: *fights JD*
A big explosion was heard
Viva: that better have been an accident 😑
Viva: don't make me go Miley Cyrus crazy- 😱
They all turned into skeletons
Skeleton JD: what the-
Viva: GRRRRRRRR *beats them up*
The end
Note: this is a spoof episode
